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Books by 掩面而遁马甲君
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Want a Divorce? Take a Number! 想办离婚请挂号！
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If You're Going to Be a Jerk, I'll Find Someone Else~ 既然攻渣就换了他~
[Blurb] After their breakup, the scummy top went looking for his miserable bottom and caused a scene time and again, crying, making a fuss, shouting, "I knew you didn't love me anymore! You must have fallen for someone else!" The miserable bottom wiped his face, calmly pulled out his phone, and dialed 110. Watching the police escort the scummy top away for a little chat, he silently wondered: Wasn't it you who fell out of love first?
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The Emperor Is Always Unhappy 皇帝他总是不开心
I came up with this little idea while on a business trip. I didn't expect everyone to like it so much, so I'll do my best and write it out~ Right now, I've got ideas for a series of three stories: The Emperor Is Always Unhappy, The General Is Always in a Panic, and The Prefect Is Always Ambushed. W The pairing in this one is an emperor bottom and an empress top. Don't get the sides mixed up, mwah. I'll come up with the characters' names as I write, so don't judge me for being lazy _(:з"∠)_ Theme
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The Prefect Is Always Being Ambushed 知府他总是被偷袭
A series story, and I swear to heaven this one won't poison you! No need to bring your brains, just come enjoy the sweetness! Also, the prefect is the top, so don't ship them the wrong way! Their types? Probably a refined gentleman top × a shy, lovesick bottom with impressive martial prowess? The bottom is a sucker for good looks. Every day, he's on the straight and narrow path to ambushing the prefect. Then, by accident, he succeeds. w~ Theme:
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Wishing You a Pleasant Life Every Day 每天祝您生活愉快
I've finally finished the idea I had before, a little story about having a secret crush. Short and sweet, so please don't mind the grammatical error in the title w~ The idea came from a post I saw on Weibo on November 8 last year: [Suddenly I'm really into the idea of a toll booth attendant secretly crushing on someone who drives by every morning and evening. Every time they meet, he works up the courage to say, “Have a lovely day,” and the driver always makes a point of taking the exit where
247Favorites5.3kClicks/ch6Gifts
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All the Court Officials Are Gay: Special Chapters 满朝文武皆搞基系列番外
Bonus chapters, everyone! I'll announce progress on Weibo. The ID is the same as my pen name! Theme:
207Favorites5.4kClicks/ch7Gifts
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Sharing the Love Fairly 雨露均沾
Ever since I was reborn, I've been the scum gong's one and only darling~ He's got three thousand beauties in his harem, but he only dotes on me! So I told the scum gong, he should share his favor around~ But he just wouldn't listen! He only dotes on me! Only me! Only me! Premise:
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Worse Than a Secret Crush 比暗恋苦
(Yes, yes, the koi-fish series you’ve been waiting for, Zhang Huan’s story, is finished. The extras are updating~) As the saying goes, admiration is even more painful than a secret crush. In real life, they’re technically colleagues: one does odd jobs on the second floor, while the other works on the twelfth. On Weibo, one is the other’s fan, followed only by trashy marketing accounts, while the other is an influencer with hundreds of thousands of followers. He follows every post, knows what th
188Favorites3.2kClicks/ch2Gifts
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I'm So Hungry I've Folded into a Paper Crane! 老子都饿成折纸鹤了！
[Blurb] First posted on HJJ: http://bbs.jjwxc.net/showmsg.php?board=7&id=56901 First, an apology. I had to go on a last-minute work trip last week and was offline for a whole week... So the new story I promised has been delayed until today. And here it is, the new story! Still short and sweet... short and sweet, short and sweet. I'm nearly incapable of writing long stories now. What should I do, what should I do~ When I try to write a long story, it keeps getting more and more "short and snappy
146Favorites4.6kClicks/ch6Gifts
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The First and Second Hokkien Noodle Shops 第一烩面馆和第二烩面馆
[Blurb] Writing a long story is a little tiring, so I need a change of pace. Here's another short, cute one~ This is a story about two Hui Mian noodle shops and their owners. Childhood friends, taking it slow~ First, I have to tell you all that the two shops are based on real places~! If you can, come try them. If you can't, just imagine it (￣▽￣”)~ Back in high school, Secret Identity got out of evening study at 10:30 every night. Sometimes Dad would drive over to pick me up and always ask,
130Favorites2.9kClicks/ch8Gifts
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Get Married Before You File for Divorce 想办离婚先结婚
An alpha and an alpha. One month after they got married... They lost their memories.
120Favorites1.4kClicks/ch32Gifts
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How Do You Know He's Watching Him If You Don't Look? 你不看他怎么知道他在看他？
First published on HJJ: http://bbs.jjwxc.net/showmsg.php?board=7&boardpagemsg=1&id=57616 Blurb I turned with a smile for what must have been the umpteenth time and whispered to Fang Mu, "Look at the way Zhao Chao is staring at Xiao Xiao. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Once we leave, he might just turn into a wolf..." This time, Fang Mu finally responded. He took a quiet sip of his wine, then glanced at me coolly. "Du Chen, if you weren't watching him, how would you know he was watching him?"
118Favorites3.9kClicks/ch9Gifts
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Are You Here to Tune the Piano or to Flirt? 你是来调琴的，还是来调情的？
First posted on HJJ. Link: http://bbs.jjwxc.net/showmsg.php?board=7&id=56227 [Blurb] A short one for you~ It's been ages since I last visited the library, so I don't know if I'm doing this right~ Scheming top, adorable airhead bottom. Looks like it's a pianist x piano tuner pairing. I'm using a secret identity because the inspiration came from real life... This afternoon, the piano tuner who came over wasn't the usual guy. He didn't know which room the piano was in, and accidentally ended up in
114Favorites11.5kClicks/ch1Gifts
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Everyday Life: The Great Battle with the Sharp-Tongued Guy! 日常之大！战！毒！舌！君！
A companion piece to "How Do You Know He's Looking at Him If You Don't Look?" One update every day at 8:00 a.m. and another at 6:00 p.m. First published on HJJ: http://bbs.jjwxc.net/showmsg.php?board=7&boardpagemsg=1&id=58027 [Blurb] I only wanted to cozy up to my teacher, get a few perks, and maybe score a few more library book checkout slips. Who knew one bad judgment would bring trouble for a thousand years? One favor from you, and I lose a century of my life... Du Xiaojian is in tears: Wha
110Favorites2.9kClicks/ch1Gifts
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My Boyfriend and My Guy Friend Are Best Bros?! 我男盆友和男喷油是基友？！
A forum-style story, as short and cute as possible. I've been really into stories like this lately~ In one sentence: Damn, I never thought the day would come when a man would steal my man from me!!! First posted on HJJ: http://bbs.jjwxc.net/showmsg.php?board=7&boardpagemsg=1&id=58947 Theme:
109Favorites4kClicks/ch4Gifts
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Why Didn't the Emperor Reincarnate?! 皇帝他怎么没重生？！
I transmigrated for one reason only: to make the reborn emperor treat me well. But then I freaking found out that the emperor doesn't seem to have been reborn at all?!! Theme:
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The Delicious Street Stall 美味牌路边摊
[Blurb] I've had the title sitting around for ages, but could never decide what kind of plot to put under it. The other day, while writing “Are You Here to Tune the Piano or to Flirt?”, I promised in the extra chapter that my next project would be “a story about the naturally airheaded, secret-identity agent Ji and a mixed-race, scheming, slightly messy boss whose name is yet to be decided.” Then I suddenly thought of a really adorable plot, so I dug out this blank document that had nothing but
97Favorites4.4kClicks/ch26Gifts
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Make a Wish with the Lucky Carp~ 跟锦鲤许个愿吧~
[Blurb] A koi spirit can be said to have great magical power, or very little. Its power is great enough to grant anyone's wishes, yet so limited that its magic only works for the person who makes the wish. Almost every koi spirit does its best to grant people's wishes. Every wish is a merit, and once they have accumulated enough merit, they can attain immortality and leap over the Dragon Gate. But one little koi spirit refused to do it. "Why should we let lazy, good-for-nothings who spend all
94Favorites2.5kClicks/ch—Gifts
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Bunny Boss's Bakery 兔老板的糕饼店
A short, soft, sweet Mid-Autumn Festival story. Theme:
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The Scandal Caused by a Jianbing 一个煎饼果子引发的JQ
[Blurb] In a way, this story could also be called "The Harmonious Life of a Foodie (Chi, Huo) and His Partner (He, Xie)"... Lately, every story I write somehow ends up involving food. Is this a sign that my grand weight-loss plans are doomed? /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~! As usual, the inspiration came from real life... *Guiltily raises a claw.* I get along really well with all the aunties and uncles selling snacks outside my school. One night, I went to buy a jianbing guozi, and the auntie selling them said with
85Favorites3.6kClicks/ch1Gifts
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Tonight, I Come for You 今夕为君来
[Blurb] A birthday story for King @Shanjing Wangsi. May every year bring you this day and every year bring you this joy, and may you give us more adorable ships so we can keep shipping them forever. Shipping makes you healthier! May you grow old together, eyebrows entwined, mandarin ducks flying wing to wing, friendship soaring higher than the heavens and passion deeper than the sea. May those who should have children have children, and those who should be left without descendants be left withou
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Who Says a Poker Face Can't Be Gentle? 谁说面瘫不温柔
[Blurb] A short, sweet birthday story. (Though I accidentally fell asleep and missed the day QAQ) Happy birthday, Yu Qingqing, with your gorgeous, youthful voice! Lots of kisses!!! P.S. Paipai... is the name of my roommate's lop-eared rabbit... He's a very fat, adorable, tsundere little guy. Every day people imagine all sorts of ways to cook him, like red-braising or smoking him [Enough!] Theme:
67Favorites5.1kClicks/ch—Gifts
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Caring for a Hamster 仓鼠的饲养
A piece of ****. Theme:
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Trump Card 底牌
I stumbled upon an idea and just had to write it. Times change. Some people can stay devoted to each other for twenty years, only to lose to the emperor, his realm, and imperial power. His final act of love is to let go. That is his last trump card. Theme:
53Favorites2.3kClicks/ch1Gifts
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Spring Ink Blossom 墨花春
I just got back from wandering around Xi'an, and now, at a leisurely pace, I'm starting a new story. Still short and sweet, and it won't be long. I'll update daily and try to write quickly. It's been ages since I last wrote historical danmei, so I'm rusty. This'll be good practice~ So, this story is about a Taoist priest with a painfully low IQ, an emperor with a painfully low EQ, and an innkeeper who's painfully lacking in both IQ and EQ, and the love and grudges that span a thousand years be
47Favorites1.7kClicks/ch1Gifts
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Longing for You 长相思
A bit of inspiration from my spare time, finished in one chapter. Later, some classmates wanted to see a happy ending, so I added a sequel. Theme:
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Reborn Doesn't Mean You Get to Be the Mary Sue! 是重生不是让你苏！
Blurb Storytelling mode: took my meds Su Qing, an upstanding young man with a promising future, had read countless novels full of Mary Sues, Gary Stus, and every kind of Sue imaginable, all showing up, winning, and taking over the world. At last, he couldn't take it anymore and exploded! He was going to fight the Sues! He was going to torment the Sues! To realize this lofty and noble ideal, after his internship turned into a full-time position, he filed a report with his superiors, requesting
42Favorites1kClicks/ch1Gifts
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Pick Up Your Dignity 捡起你的节操来
[Blurb] It's probably the story of a lovestruck idiot bottom who kidnaps a gorgeous, talented girl top, clears every obstacle in the way of getting laid, and finally succeeds (...). (′?ω?`) ? [Not at all!] In memory of my time playing Jian Wang 3, I wrote this. The characters are based on Jian Wang 3, but this isn't a game story. The setting is an alternate world inspired by the game's level-80 era. The main pairing is Tang-Du, and it looks like Hua-Yang, Ce-Zang, Fo-Xiu, Gai-Mao, and others
24Favorites904Clicks/ch—Gifts
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The Dance of Seven Virtues 七德舞
A story in the same series as "The Trump Card." The story takes place twenty years after the events of "The Trump Card." The scumbag emperor is dead, and his son, a punk, has taken over. Every day, he's bent on angering the court officials to death and bringing his dead father back to life with frustration. This upstart emperor, who came to the throne by an unusual route, knows those people look down on him. Hmph, they're blind. Then one day, out of nowhere, the punk meets someone who's not blin
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Password 密码
Some passwords are always figured out too late. Theme:
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