Pick Up Your Dignity

[Blurb] It's probably the story of a lovestruck idiot bottom who kidnaps a gorgeous, talented girl top, clears every obstacle in the way of getting laid, and finally succeeds (...). (′?ω?`) ? [Not at all!] In memory of my time playing Jian Wang 3, I wrote this. The characters are based on Jian Wang 3, but this isn't a game story. The setting is an alternate world inspired by the game's level-80 era. The main pairing is Tang-Du, and it looks like Hua-Yang, Ce-Zang, Fo-Xiu, Gai-Mao, and others will also pop up from time to time. Some of the plot may involve game NPCs. Back in the day, I often burned game time cards while drooling over Zhuang Hua, Li Ju, Ding Jun, and my heartthrob Ka Luobi. How could I not write about those years of burning through time cards? (￣_,￣ )~!!! P.S. If you haven't played Jian Wang 3, you can read this as a casual historical wuxia story and enjoy it. Please don't nitpick or take it too seriously.