Everyday Life: The Great Battle with the Sharp-Tongued Guy!

A companion piece to "How Do You Know He's Looking at Him If You Don't Look?" One update every day at 8:00 a.m. and another at 6:00 p.m. First published on HJJ: http://bbs.jjwxc.net/showmsg.php?board=7&boardpagemsg=1&id=58027 [Blurb] I only wanted to cozy up to my teacher, get a few perks, and maybe score a few more library book checkout slips. Who knew one bad judgment would bring trouble for a thousand years? One favor from you, and I lose a century of my life... Du Xiaojian is in tears: What do plain old beauties have on a sharp tongue? A sharp tongue is the real beauty, the absolute beauty! At that, Professor Fang doesn't even look up. "What is it, Second Maid? Don't you want to have a nice chat with Wilde's Salome?" Du Xiaomiao immediately leaps at him and prostrates himself at Professor Fang's suit pants. "I do! I've been dying to! Just tell me what you want me to do, sir. I'll even give myself to you!" Professor Fang can't even be bothered to roll his eyes. "Let's skip the giving yourself to me, unless you bring three libraries as your dowry. I've lost enough already." ...Du Xiaomiao: "Waaah, waaah, look at this! What kind of partner has the author given me? Let this be a warning to all foolish young people: never give yourself away lightly! Waaah, waaah..." The author innocently raises both paws: To sum up, this is a sad story about a goofy bottom who fights a sharp-tongued top every day and loses in bitter defeat. Silly young people sure have fun... [Wrong]! No, wait, this is clearly an uplifting story about a righteous young man! Du Xiaojian is a good student who strives every day and loves studying. He even sold himself just to read a couple more books... Ahem, back to business. A teacher-student romance, a cute novella. The setup is an all-in-one professor top: expressionless, sharp-tongued, scheming, and capable × a goofy, hot-tempered, adorably dumb, obsequious bookworm student bottom~ Theme: