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1. 1 影 The Shadow Guard’s Substitute Becomes the Empress 影卫替身为后 Fish Hates Water鱼恨水Danmei (BL)312k WordsCompleted [A sweet romance] Chapter comments are open. He Jue had a one-sided crush on his childhood friend. After becoming emperor, he reformed the imperial consort selection system and argued with everyone, championing the freedom to love regardless of gender and declaring that lovers should be together. But he never expected his childhood friend to get engaged to his childhood sweetheart the very next day. Heartbroken, the new emperor couldn't take revenge on his childhood friends, so, despite all the 59.6kFavorites133.2kClicks/ch17.7kGifts

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   Where can a shadow guard be considered brothers with the emperor? The writing is also poor; the author tried to create an antique atmosphere but couldn't quite manage it, resulting in a rushed and pretentious feel. The plot points in the synopsis are completely missing. The emperor was practically glued to the shadow guard from the start—where did this unrequited love for his "white moonlight" lead to an arranged marriage and subsequent love?

2. 2 穿 I Became the Sickly Crown Prince in a Tragic Novel 穿成虐文里病美人太子 Liu Xiaoge琉小歌Danmei (BL)690k WordsCompleted [A top-tier scholar transmigrates into a book as a frail crown prince. A cruel melodrama becomes a satisfying power fantasy, with exes and backstabbing friends getting their comeuppance one after another. Fast-paced political intrigue. | After completion, the Jinjiang original received extensive editing, rewriting, and nearly half again as much new content. Pirated versions are different.] The Secret History of the Crown Prince was originally a hugely popular novel about a beloved protagonist an 118.7kFavorites180.9kClicks/ch77.6kGifts

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   The male lead inexplicably keeps shouting slogans about wanting to return to the modern era, the dialogue is bizarre, and the couple has absolutely no tension—why does it get a 9.7 rating?

3. 3 我 I’m Building Infrastructure in the Han Dynasty [Transmigration] 我在汉朝搞基建[穿书] Bluebird Among the Stars青鸟临星Danmei (BL)2.0M WordsCompleted Question: What does it feel like when your dad is Emperor Wu of Han and your mom is Chen Ajiao? Liu Tan: Thanks for the invite. I'm in the Han Dynasty, just got off the time machine, and I'm a little dizzy. As for this question, if you'd asked me before I transmigrated, I would've called the person asking ignorant. Chen Ajiao never had a son. But now... Sigh, some authors will do anything for fame. If anyone wants to experience having a father who schemes to depose the empress and a mother who 107.1kFavorites234.1kClicks/ch792.5kGifts

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   I've tried reading it several times, but I've never been able to finish the first 20 chapters. It's not that it's boring, but rather that the writing is as bland as plain water. Almost all of this author's works are like this; I can only conclude that we're incompatible. So I've given up trying.

4. 4 穿EN Transmigrated to the Beastfolk World to Be a Veterinarian [Farming] 穿至兽世当兽医[种田] Moonlit, Rainy Night月寂烟雨Danmei (BL)934k WordsCompleted After graduating, Jian Mo returns to his hometown and opens a veterinary clinic. One night, he hears a thump-thump on the roof while he’s sleeping. Thinking it’s a rat, he goes outside and uses a can of cat food to lure and kidnap a beautiful, friendly little cat that’s easy to fool. The cat is gorgeous, though it looks a little dazed when Jian Mo cuddles and kisses it and buries his face in its belly. Just then, Jian Mo hears a furious shout. He turns around and sees a huge cat, bigger than h 104.8kFavorites183.5kClicks/ch135.2kGifts

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   If we're talking about choosing the best from the worst, this piece is alright, but as I said before, it's tasteless but not worth throwing away. It's written like a diary entry, with a diary-like story, diary-like infrastructure, and diary-like emotions. It's like drinking watered-down milk tea with non-dairy creamer—it has some flavor, but the undeniably watery texture is unbearable.

5. 5 翡21+ Jade Green 翡色 Lots of Hair头发多多Multi-Orientation408k WordsCompleted 86.8kFavorites109.7kClicks/ch35.5kGifts

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   Poor writing, poor writing, poor writing, oh my god!

6. 6 穿 Farming After Transmigrating Into the Bird Tribe 穿到鸟部落后想种田 Moonlit, Rainy Night月寂烟雨Danmei (BL)812k WordsCompleted Everyone says Bai Wu is a weirdo. As a demi-beastman, he doesn’t play, make friends, or date. His greatest pleasure is collecting all kinds of seeds and planting them, though they grow sparsely. What a waste: the entire bird-beastman tribe has no other demi-beastman as beautiful as him. Later, the crops Bai Wu grew helped everyone in the tribe survive a harsh winter. It was the first time their people had made it through a bitter winter without anyone starving to death. Later still, Bai Wu ope 66.8kFavorites160kClicks/ch59.1kGifts

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   Same as the veterinary book

7. 7 边 Cold Mountains by the Border [Farming] 边山寒[种田] English Cherry英桃Danmei (BL)945k WordsCompleted Next story: "Changxun Slope [Farming]". Feel free to visit my profile and add my other two farming novels to your reading list. Their synopses are too long to include here. Thank you. Li Qingwen transmigrated into another world in the body of a boy who had been mentally disabled since childhood. His family was large and their land was scarce, so he started thinking of ways to earn money and keep everyone fed. He made candy and came up with a sliding-block game... Then, by chance, he saw Jiang C 54.3kFavorites91.4kClicks/ch58.4kGifts

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   It's all trivial stuff; the male protagonist tries to dabble in everything but isn't good at anything. The writing style can only be described as mundane domestic drama.

8. 8 当 After the Most Hated Man Married the Enemy of the Court 当万人厌嫁给朝廷公敌后 Nan Ge Yu Zhuan南歌玉转Danmei (BL)400k WordsCompleted Please add my next book, Saving the World Starts with Breaking Up Couples, to your reading list! Yuan Xi was once a young prodigy, the most charming and amorous young noble in the imperial capital. Then the court was thrown into turmoil. His family was destroyed, and he spent a year in prison. By the time he got out, he was barely alive. His martial arts were gone, he could barely walk, and he had been poisoned. His friends cut ties with him, his master urged him to seek an early release throu 38.1kFavorites44.4kClicks/ch27kGifts

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   The male protagonist's character is disgusting, his double standards are taken for granted, and he has fans with incomprehensible, contradictory thought processes. The author is now on my blacklist.

9. 9 捡 I Picked Up a Loyal Dog to Feed 捡只忠犬来投喂 Dian Qingjing点清镜Danmei (BL)837k WordsCompleted [First published on Jinjiang. Thank you for supporting the official version.] Food blogger Pei Nianyu transmigrates into the body of an idle prince, and accidentally sleeps with his own older Shadow Guard captain. The Shadow Guard is stern and stone-faced, devoted to protecting him. Even after being taken advantage of, he feels guilty and blames himself: "Master, it's my fault for seducing you." Pei Nianyu fights back a smile, picks up a dessert, and feeds it to him. Then he steals a gentle kiss 29.7kFavorites94.1kClicks/ch26.1kGifts

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   Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! A powerless seme, a quirky and insecure uke, a pair with maximum sex drive.

10. 10 战 The Husband Who Died in Battle Has Returned 战死的夫君回来了 Too Tired to Move, Like a Panda困成熊猫Danmei (BL)262k WordsCompleted Refusing to eat wild animals and protecting the ecological environment is everyone's responsibility. Start with yourself. It is wrong for Xiao Liang to eat sparrows and snakes in this story! Don't follow his example! The Liang family's daughter had been betrothed to the young master of the Huo family since childhood. But just as the wedding day was approaching, the young master of the Huo family was conscripted and sent off to war. Miss Liang didn't like him in the first place, so she simply ha 28.2kFavorites82.1kClicks/ch11.8kGifts

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    The text is very noisy, I don't know why.

11. 11 用 Using a Phone to Teach the Ancients Infrastructure 用手机教古人搞基建 The Soap Is a Little Slippery肥皂有点滑Danmei (BL)722k WordsCompleted [Upcoming story] Earth, Thirty Thousand Years Later 2 [Farming] Blurb: Chen Bai returns to ancient times and finds himself in a difficult situation. No problem. He picks up his phone and starts teaching online. In the Great Qian Kingdom's imperial palace, Qi Zheng finds a strange stone slab, square in shape and made of an unknown material. It flashes now and then, as though it were breathing. Strangest of all, a shameless demon lives inside it, dressed indecently, striking coquettish poses a 24.2kFavorites83.5kClicks/ch23.6kGifts

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    Aside from the main character, it seems like no one else has developed intelligence.

12. 12 重 Reborn: I Can't Love You Enough 重生之宠你不够 Love Meow Meow Most最爱喵喵Danmei (BL)229k WordsCompleted A story about a male lead being reborn and sharing a sweet life with his beloved. In his previous life, his beloved took a poisoned sword meant for him and died bleeding from all seven orifices. After he's reborn, he dotes on his beloved like there's no tomorrow. It's an old trope, meant to be warm and sweet, with no angst. Theme: Making up for the regrets of a past life through rebirth. 14.4kFavorites49.6kClicks/ch5.1kGifts

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    What bizarre elementary school writing style, and the protagonist's thunderous name, WTF!

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