Terrible Football Novels!! Don’t Read!! 很难看的足球文！！别看！！

1 [ [Football] Mr. Golden Ball Is a Social Terror [足球]金球先生是社恐 One Six Gets Six One一六得六一Danmei (BL)1.9M WordsCompleted 16.8kFavorites40.6kClicks/ch22.7kGifts

Curator note

I want to be a scary and arrogant male protagonist, who says he is afraid of society but is actually mentally retarded. Although he joins the team through the back door to play football, although his physical training is not up to standard, and although he was still in a vegetative state a few months ago, the male protagonist just feels that he is the substitute goalkeeper and even wants to start. Moreover, I loved football in my previous life, but I didn't know Ronaldo or the club. I laughed to death. I'm afraid the society didn't see it, and it was true that Si Fu was weak and weak.

2 [ [Football] I'm Here to Put Out the Fire [足球]我来救火的 Heartless Cooking Machine无情做饭机No CP511k WordsCompleted 6.1kFavorites11.2kClicks/ch5.9kGifts

Curator note

The male protagonist is 17 years old, but his behavior is no different from that of a 7-year-old. Even the attitude of his teammates toward him would be more reasonable if he were changed to a 7-year-old. It is hard to imagine that a normal man would usually have a soft voice, a sticky behavior, and would emphasize his grievances from time to time..., One moment he ate ice cream and gave himself gastroenteritis, the next he suffered from growing pains. He didn't see much of the hero's performance in the football writing competition. He was always sick and injured and was hugged and lifted up by his teammates. The hero was like a baby who couldn't take care of himself. He didn't feel cute but was very disgusting. If this was a Begonia article, I would give it full marks. However, this article is in Jinjiang, so it gets zero marks.

3 [ [Football] My Game Save Has Become Reality?! [足球]我的游戏存档成真了？！ Coconut Breeze Gold Bar椰风金条No CP762k WordsOngoing 11.5kFavorites12.5kClicks/ch83.8kGifts

Curator note

Pull within pull, it seems to be okay at first, but in fact it is biased. The original setting and plot are not bad, and the writing of the competition is also good, but the author loves to take pleasure in the male protagonist's stupidity and making a fool of himself. He will get hurt and make mistakes at every turn, and then various people around him will make "good-natured jokes" and think the male protagonist is very "cute". In the middle of the article, he started to inexplicably ask the male protagonist to take off his clothes and take nude photos. The male protagonist was unwilling but insisted, and then took a close-up of the male protagonist's body like a chicken. Then the author said that she was a grandma who deliberately liked to write like this and liked to make the male protagonist embarrassed and ashamed. She was proud of it.

4 [ [Football] Choose Your Simulated Ending [足球]请选择你的模拟结局 Nan Yuan Qiu南园秋No CP522k WordsOngoing 27.3kFavorites40.3kClicks/ch160.5kGifts

Curator note

The worst of the worst, the author knows how to abuse his fans to refine it. The first week of writing was so good that he felt that his grades were too good and he collected too many and started to disgust the readers. Why did you use your skills in the World Cup to get your opponents to pass the ball to you? I really can't even think of such a way of writing that disgusts readers. Do you have the writing style and the thought to write such a crappy sports article? There are no requirements for morality, but what are you doing? Also, the player is obviously the protagonist, and the character is created by the player, but now the player becomes the villain, right? Give me a disgusting feeling

5 [ [Football] Anti-System [足球]反系统 Shenjiu神玖Danmei (BL)701k WordsCompleted 11.6kFavorites35kClicks/ch11.1kGifts

Curator note

The author wrote a disgusting article. It was good at first, but the male protagonist spent most of his time fighting the so-called system, which was actually his own mental illness. As a result, the author's youthful illness broke out, and he liked the so-called "growth". He arranged for the male protagonist to miss a penalty kick in the Champions League final, or the male protagonist missed the penalty on his own initiative. The reason given was that he thought it was reasonable. It makes me laugh so hard. I didn't let the protagonist lose so many times before. Isn't it just to abuse the protagonist and make him disgusting? Otherwise, why choose the Champions League final? Is it reasonable that the male protagonist is extremely talented and can calculate football trajectories and maintain a winning streak? The author likes to write this kind of thing, just to prevent the male protagonist from winning, and to make the readers angry.

6 [ [Football] The Milan Outcast’s Coming-of-Age Story [足球]米兰逆子成长记 Wind Southward风斯图南No CP766k WordsOngoing 14.8kFavorites21.3kClicks/ch117.9kGifts

Curator note

The male protagonist is a mute masochist. He has various difficulties but never explains them. He is bullied by his teammates without saying a word, but he uses his second personality to hit other players he doesn't know. He seems to have his head lowered and has to stay in Milan life or death. Even if he was bullied in Milan in his previous life, the netizens betrayed him, hey, but he just likes to be abused if he doesn't leave. Is this AC Milan? I laughed

7 [ [Football] The King of Football? Me? [足球]球王？我？ Let Me Get Rich换我发财No CP1.3M WordsCompleted 13.4kFavorites21.8kClicks/ch50.6kGifts

Curator note

The male protagonist is a silly dog ​​with a mental retardation. He pretends to be smart and a human being, but he still enjoys being treated like an animal by his teammates repeatedly. People around him also enjoy the male protagonist's stupidity.