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1. 1 龙 The Dragon-Proud Hero Became My Dog 龙傲天成了我的狗 Moonviewing Tea月见茶Danmei (BL)272k WordsCompleted [Blind, Affection-Starved Cutie 💗 Vengeful Big Bad] Yi Zhijin is a little blind boy who, after dying, transmigrates into a novel. The novel features spiritual qi revival, awakened demon spirits, supernatural abilities, and more. Humans can live for up to eight hundred years, making it a cultivation-in-the-city story with beastfolk. After transmigrating, Yi Zhijin gets a status panel with rankings for the two factions, [Protagonists] and [Villains]. Everyone on the rankings is exceptionally tal 59.9kFavorites54.5kClicks/ch62.6kGifts

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   3.5 stars. This author's writing has always stayed within our comfort zone, making it a long-term pastime.

2. 2 老 I’m Sorry, Honey 老公对不起 A Feast of Chaos乌合之宴Danmei (BL)447k WordsCompleted Manyu has been married to her husband for three years, and has been sneered at and looked down on by him for all three, because her husband has an unattainable white moonlight in his heart. Everyone knows that her husband spent years groveling after his white moonlight, just like countless other admirers, without getting so much as a glance in return. Only then did he settle for marrying her. Manyu is a timid, conventional pushover who doesn't even dare to ask for a divorce. All she can do is mu 304.8kFavorites296.1kClicks/ch563.9kGifts

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   4 stars. An epic, unbeatable, high-class story featuring a haughty, gentle, and self-conscious submissive. The plot itself is relatively simple, but the character design makes up for it.

3. 3 你 You’re That Beta? 你就是那个Beta？ Green Robe, Apricot Grove青衣杏林Danmei (BL)862k WordsCompleted [Quick summary]: A burned-out Beta guide levels up, fights monsters, and conquers the world; the protagonist is the strongest; the protagonist does not have children; no gender equality; the protagonist has multiple romantic relationships. Anomalies descended, and “danger zones” could devour the entire world at any moment. Unfortunately, Shen Shu transmigrated here and became an overworked doctor in a safe zone, specializing in treating Sentinels. Sounds pretty good. But Shen Shu soon re 65.4kFavorites68kClicks/ch464.5kGifts

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   4.5 stars. The romance aspect is actually quite minor; it's more for career-oriented people.

4. 4 穿 Arriving Just as the Villain Falls into Ruin 穿到反派落魄时 Yi Cong Yin一丛音Danmei (BL)649k WordsCompleted In The Tale of Changfeng, the villain takes revenge for every slight. After being betrayed by his subordinate and gravely injured, he falls into the hands of a twisted minor character who captures him as a human medicine vessel and draws his blood daily to make medicinal concoctions. Humiliated beyond measure, the villain grows even more sinister. After escaping, he grinds his enemies’ bones to dust. Lian Xuehe transmigrates into the role of the “twisted minor character” who torments the down-a 115.3kFavorites80.2kClicks/ch317.1kGifts

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   Four stars! Read on August 30th. The story of a loyal dog paired with a haughty girl who initially dislikes you but later becomes really fond of you is so captivating!

5. 5 万 I'm the Only One Cosplaying at the Halloween Party 万圣节派对上只有我是在cosplay Crocodile Hikes鳄人行山Danmei (BL)248k WordsCompleted [Anyone with religious beliefs, please do not read this!!!] My crush invited me to a Halloween party. After happily spending the whole evening with everyone dressed as demonesses, witches, skeletons, and zombies, I finally realized that... 1. My crush had lied to me. The address he gave me for the Halloween party was actually a cemetery. 2. Not a single person at the party was in costume. 3. I thought the handsome Mr. Demon was my crush in disguise, but he was actually... a real demon. The dem 11.5kFavorites9.6kClicks/ch28.5kGifts

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   4 stars, delicious cookies

6. 6 谁 Who Wants to Be a Cannon Fodder Villain?! 谁要做炮灰反派啊！ Liu Gouhua刘狗花Danmei (BL)569k WordsCompleted [My next novel is tentatively titled My Late Husband and I Meet Day and Night. Click into my profile to check it out!] On the eve of the Spring Examinations results, Xiao Zhuoqing, heir to the Duke of Yan’s estate, dreamed of his future. In the near future, he would be named the third-place candidate. He would leave the Hanlin Academy, lecture at the imperial court, and become famous throughout the land at a young age. At his celebratory banquet, a down-at-heel nobody would show up with a shab 82.3kFavorites63.7kClicks/ch71.8kGifts

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   3.5 stars. It's still the same author; the writing is smooth and fluid.

7. 7 年 I Didn't Know How Good the Immortal Venerable Was When I Was Young 年少不知仙尊好 Shen Yuanyuan Yuan沈圆圆圆Danmei (BL)633k WordsCompleted Older top, beautiful snake-demon emperor bottom x domineering, patriarchal immortal venerable top. Bold double arrows and a lethal dose of patriarchal kinks. Preorders: The Doll Game. Complete historical danmei in the same series: I Was Too Young to Know How Good the Demon Venerable Was. Blurb: Bai Yujing followed someone for three lifetimes to repay a debt of gratitude. That person died young in his first life, drowned in his second, and finally lived past the age of eight in his third. Bai Y 115.1kFavorites95.4kClicks/ch111kGifts

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   3.5 stars. This author must be Haitang! A complete collection of the author's fantasies. I never expected to find such great smut on JJ...

8. 8 老 My Seriously Ill Husband [Book Transmigration] 老攻身患绝症[穿书] Can't Play Chess不会下棋Danmei (BL)598k WordsCompleted [This story has been licensed for print publication in simplified Chinese. If you’re interested in buying it, keep an eye on Weibo for publication news. My Weibo ID is on my author page.] After years of scraping by in the apocalypse, Jie Yang worked himself to death and then transmigrated into a fluffy, sweet, feel-good showbiz novel. The novel’s male lead is handsome, clever, and reborn. Its female lead is beautiful, ambitious, and has a golden finger. The various supporting characters are all 206.1kFavorites534kClicks/ch209.2kGifts

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   3.5 stars. A smooth and enjoyable read. Some of the male lead's little details are quite cute, but why is the focus on his rat figurine so often...? That's rather unusual...

9. 9 剪 I Got a Haircut and Missed My Future Wife 剪个头老婆擦肩而过 Bright Osmanthus, Carrying Wine明桂载酒Danmei (BL)239k WordsCompleted Like every domineering CEO with something wrong with him, Gu Liuchu was no exception. He suffered from incurable insomnia and had not slept well even once in three whole years. Under such torment, his personality grew increasingly violent and gloomy. Then one day, he met a male college student at a bar and promptly collapsed into the guy's arms, where he fell asleep. After waking, he had someone investigate and discovered that the college student had been secretly keeping candid photos of him i 35.1kFavorites34.9kClicks/ch12.3kGifts

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   Four stars, a sweet romance novel

10. 10 成 Becoming the Scum Top’s Boss [Quick Transmigration] 成为渣攻的顶头上司[快穿] What Am I, Some Little Cookie?我算什么小饼干Danmei (BL)1.4M WordsCompleted There’s a genre of story called the revenge-and-punish-the-scumbag novel. In these stories, the scumbag gong keeps doing one awful thing after another, abusing the protagonist physically and emotionally and forcing him into a relationship. After years of putting up with it, the shou protagonist finally breaks down and turns dark, uproots both the scumbag and the forces behind him, and gets revenge, leaving readers thoroughly satisfied. In some overlooked corner, the legendary power behind the s 142.2kFavorites177.9kClicks/ch638.4kGifts

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    Four stars. It's been a while since I've read a male protagonist-centric novel. It's a slow-paced transmigration story, and it's quite long. The first story was so sweet, but many of the stories followed similar paths, and I got a little tired of it towards the end.

11. 11 非 Abnormal Waters 非正常海域 Cool Cicada凉蝉Danmei (BL)513k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Abnormal Sea has been published. Abnormal Sea 2: Abyss is complete and available to read.] On the day the Crisis Response Office's Psychological Relief Division is officially established, staff member Xie Zijing decides to pull out all the stops to passionately pursue his possibly amnesiac ex-boyfriend, Qin Ge. Division chief Qin Ge also decides to pull out all the stops, starting by scrubbing all the excess dirty thoughts from Xie Zijing's brain. Come hold me cl 95kFavorites99.5kClicks/ch76.3kGifts

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    Four stars, for its well-developed world-building; the first case was rather average.

12. 12 仙 The Immortal Calamity 仙祸临头[重生] Yue Qianyue岳千月Danmei (BL)893k WordsCompleted Everyone in the Immortal Realm knows that two extraordinary talents have emerged from Xuyun Sect. The eldest disciple, Lin Fuqing, is brilliant and dazzling, elegant and noble, a paragon of virtue and talent who captivates everyone he meets. After the Immortal Calamity, he became the Demon Emperor, looking down upon the world. The second disciple, Fang Zhiyuan, was born under an ill star, wild and unruly. Everyone said he was destined to go astray. After the Immortal Calamity, he became the rev 49.5kFavorites72.8kClicks/ch36kGifts

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    Four stars? Or 4.5 stars? I completely forgot about this one. Oh right, the delicious book I've been dreaming of has fallen from the sky! It's a fantasy/savior novel, delicious, but the atmosphere is a bit oppressive and heavy, and the idea that the two characters' love is truly stronger than gold is unbelievable…

13. 13 穿 Transmigrated into a Beloved Little Cupcake 穿为团宠小蛋糕 Cold Spring Breeze凛春风Danmei (BL)529k WordsCompleted Jiang Wu transmigrates into an old-fashioned novel as the male lead’s moonlight. He has a terrible temper, but such an angelic face. A perfect fit for the role. The problem is, Jiang Wu is in poor health, and even the simplest task leaves him exhausted and looking sickly. At a banquet, the System tells Jiang Wu to pick a fight with the male lead’s love interest, then use the opportunity to fall into the male lead’s arms. With pale, sickly lips, Jiang Wu pretends to spill red wine all over th 107.2kFavorites117.5kClicks/ch47.5kGifts

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    3 stars. The character design is somewhat similar to "The Troublemaker," a spoiled, malicious, and greedy bottom. It's a rare case of a villainous character that's somewhat self-consistent, but the last 20% feels rather boring due to the purely romantic slice-of-life aspect. The main storyline ends around 70%.

14. 14 坏 The Bad Kid System 坏孩子系统 Radish Flower Rabbit萝卜花兔子Danmei (BL)355k WordsCompleted (Originally titled: The Bad Kid System) Sheng Yuan is a model student: a straight-A student every year, with the motto, “If you do something, do it best. If you compete, come in first.” Then he transmigrates to another world where campus delinquents run rampant. System: Ready to become the strongest delinquent? Sheng Yuan: “...” Sheng Yuan only wants to study, but he has to surpass the leader of the delinquents to stay alive, so he sets out on the path of delinquency. Skip class? No problem 65.2kFavorites82.6kClicks/ch73.4kGifts

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    Four stars. Carrot Rabbit is as funny as ever. Although the humor sometimes feels a bit forced, it's still pretty good overall!

15. 15 山 A Country Boy's Taste of City Life 山里捞子吃上城里货 Three Winds Singing三风吟Danmei (BL)725k WordsCompleted The main story is complete! There are lots of bonus chapters, and they don't require a subscription. Read whichever ones you like. Thanks for your support! Chi Luo Xi is a radish spirit who grew from a plant in the mountains. After coming down from the mountains and entering the city, everything is new and fascinating to him. Innocent and naive, he accidentally makes a few “friends.” Those young people dress well, but the words they speak are steeped in the greasy scheming of city life. They si 27.2kFavorites28.9kClicks/ch14.6kGifts

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    3.5 stars, just okay! This "wife-chasing-after-the-cremation" (mild version) feels like it was just there to capitalize on trending topics.

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