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1. 1 禁 No Nested Dolls [Infinite] 禁止套娃［无限］ Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted [Complete] Past experiences have taught Wen Shi not to trust anyone. The only person in the world he can trust is himself. Wen Shi accidentally gets caught up in an infinite game. [Congratulations, player, on awakening the “I Am Me” skill. I Am Me: Spend 100 points to summon one “you” from a parallel world.] Wen Shi says flatly, “Summon one to die for me?” Until The Night of the Haunted Castle: The castle’s master demands that the players find him the perfect bride. Until they do, he’ll ki 386.3kFavorites550.2kClicks/ch2.2MGifts

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   It's not bad, but the ensemble cast in this book doesn't really appeal to me.

2. 2 天 What Could a Heavenly Thunderbolt Possibly Have Against Me? 天雷能有什么坏心思呢 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)765k WordsCompleted [Complete] Du Shenglan was the most gifted genius in the cultivation world. He condensed sword energy at three, awakened the resonance of the Martial Dao Stele at five, and ventured alone into a forbidden land at ten. Yet the only thing people ever said about him was: What a pity. What a pity the Du family already had its favored prodigy. What a pity the Du family wanted Du Shenglan dead. Du Shenglan's father: “No matter how astonishing your talent, you cannot stand against your family.” A like 310.1kFavorites397.7kClicks/ch680.3kGifts

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   Like a white moonlight, it's so well-written, I really love it.

3. 3 今 Still Unable to Set Sail Today 今天也没能扬帆起航 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [Complete] As an overworked wage slave, Zhou Qi'an gets squeezed dry by his unscrupulous boss during the day, comes home to his parents pressuring him to get married, and gets berated by his night-school teacher for being stupid on weekends. The day he was swept into an infinite game, Zhou Qi'an breathed a sigh of relief. At last. Goodbye, marriage-obsessed parents; Goodbye, 996 work schedules; Goodbye, damn night school. Tonight, he was setting sail! In the first stage of his voyage, Zhou 308.7kFavorites430.8kClicks/ch936.7kGifts

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   Awesome! I love the ensemble cast in this book; it's fantastic!

4. 4 皇 Is the Throne the Only Option for Me? 皇位非我不可吗 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)410k WordsCompleted One day, Rong Juan transmigrates into a wealthy family. Good news: he’s born into a rich and powerful household. Bad news: the family is dead set on raising him to be a failure. Their standards for ruining Rong Juan include indulging in food and drink, abducting women, and riding recklessly through the streets to injure people... Rong Juan: Is that all? His adoptive older brother secretly keeps a retinue of scholars? He’ll steal the whole lot and make them his male lovers. He’s a natural rebel w 296.8kFavorites338.5kClicks/ch1.2MGifts

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   A lazy, wise ruler (bottom) x a general (top), a classic pairing that's my cup of tea.

5. 5 魔 The Demon King Makes Entertainment in Another World 魔王在异界搞文娱 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)542k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] As a famous paparazzo in the entertainment industry, Lu Jia knows every marketing trick in the book. Wherever there's a juicy scoop, he's sure to be there. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, and never the same scoop twice. At last, one day, even the heavens couldn't stand it anymore. A bolt of lightning struck him and sent him to another world. After transmigrating, he discovers that his mother is a saintess and his father is the Demon King of Hell. As living p 172.6kFavorites193.2kClicks/ch697.7kGifts

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   Lighthearted and fun, the text is very interesting, Suki likes it.

6. 6 道 Fellow Daoist, Please Keep Quiet 道友，请保持沉默 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)444k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] Chu Jingxi, an overworked 996 office drone at an advertising agency, heard a steady stream of System announcements before he died: [Congratulations! You have awakened the talent “Negotiation Expert.”] [You are a master of psychology, naturally gifted with exceptional negotiation skills.] [Congratulations! You have awakened the talent “PR Consultant.”] [You can effortlessly maintain a brand’s image.] [Congratulations! You have awakened the talent “Top Sales Champion.”] [You’ 159.4kFavorites164.4kClicks/ch374.3kGifts

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   His days as a male celebrity in the cultivation world also included saving the world.

7. 7 银 The Cutest in the Galaxy 银河第一可爱 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)464k WordsCompleted [Complete] Su Cha was a flower spirit. After his term of service ended, the System agreed to give him a new life as everyone’s darling. “I’ve carefully chosen a place for you. The species living there are renowned for their brutality, but their birth rate is extremely low. Every single baby is a treasure they would protect at the cost of their lives.” “Your new identity is a rare baby.” A glitch during the transfer sent Su Cha to another planet: Jialan Star. Completely unaware of the mistake, Su 156.8kFavorites284.1kClicks/ch411.8kGifts

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   This is a lighthearted read; I'd love to see an "what if" scenario where the protagonist grew up on Galan Star.

8. 8 恋 Stay Out of the Lovestruck's Business [Entertainment Industry] 恋爱脑的事你少管[娱乐圈] Crisp Thin Moon酥薄月Danmei (BL)788k WordsCompleted Li Tingzhou is a second-rate singer who can’t write songs unless he’s in love. He has his own explanation for his extensive romantic history: “Buying a song costs anywhere from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands. All I have to do to date someone is give them my feelings. Isn’t that just good budgeting?” Cui Lin is a third-generation heir to a theatrical dynasty, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. A neat freak and a compulsive perfectionist, he’s a workaholic who longs for pure, natu 28.9kFavorites25.1kClicks/ch69.2kGifts

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   This is the only thing that made me unable to resist becoming a filial daughter after reading it. Please write more, I'm begging you, I've been crying the whole time.

9. 9 昏 A Tyrant, but Only Five Years Old 昏君，但只有五岁 Wu Shi雾十Danmei (BL)720k WordsCompleted Maomao had a cloth tiger that he treasured more than anything. One day, the little tiger started talking. It said it was the Villainous Ruler System, here to help every tyrant fulfill their dreams, and Maomao was the destined tyrant it had chosen. System: A proper tyrant first abducts a beauty and brings them into the palace, then exterminates the great general’s entire family, and finally drives the heroes of the realm to rise up against him, all while drinking and dreaming his life away on t 103.2kFavorites146.3kClicks/ch376.2kGifts

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   I love it! I want to read another two hundred chapters about raising children. It's a great ensemble piece, I love it. Keep it up, Emperor (uke) x Minister (seme)!

10. 10 皇 Heaven Rewards the Worthy 皇天不负 Thorny Jinj in荆棘津津Danmei (BL)417k WordsCompleted Pei Xun takes on the role of a tyrant, but his acting is so poor that he visits the ruins of a palace to get into character. The moment he sees a portrait of the tyrant, Chu Yubei, everyone present is struck by his looks. That night, Pei Xun transmigrates to several thousand years in the past and meets the real tyrant. The cold, merciless emperor doesn't even look at him before ordering his execution. By sheer luck, Pei Xun transmigrates back to the modern day and escapes death. But once it hap 5.7kFavorites3.1kClicks/ch13.6kGifts

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    The tyrant is so hot, so hot! Is he going to be reincarnated a thousand times? That's truly fate!

11. 11 回 Back to the 1980s to Fall in Love with a Rugged Man 回到八九年代和糙汉谈恋爱 May Your Home Overflow with Gold and Jade金玉满堂呀Danmei (BL)314k WordsCompleted Beautiful fashion designer bottom x dark-hearted, smiling, rugged top After a car accident, leading designer Chen Shuyu died unexpectedly and woke up in another world in the eighties or nineties. The good news was that the family he landed in treasured him. The bad news was that they had pinned all their hopes on him, expecting him to leap up the social ladder and bring them along. Chen Shuyu carried a kettle of hot water to the workers playing cards at the general store and poured them drinks 5.4kFavorites3.6kClicks/ch5.8kGifts

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    Wow, this is delicious! I love this! (Cute, innocent bottom x Strong, assertive top)

12. 12 穿 Transmigrating Into A Male-Targeted Novel To Build Infrastructure 穿进男频搞基建 Feng Jiu封玖Danmei (BL)985k WordsCompleted [Recommending my next modern danmei sweet romance, Green Tea Male Supporting Character Has It So Hard. Please add it to your wish list!] [Main story complete, extras updating] In the book The Emperor's Legacy, the male lead Huo Yan is born into a family of generals. After government corruption destroys his family, he becomes a servant in the Prince of Qing's household. The heir to the Prince of Qing is cruel and domineering. Huo Yan is abused and humiliated for years, nearly dying several times 108.9kFavorites203.7kClicks/ch154.8kGifts

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    It's alright, a classic, very straightforward infrastructure upgrade story. I'm not saying it's bad in a derogatory way, just literally. I'm deducting one star for the extra chapters; I don't like the side couples, and I felt there were some minor plot holes in the extra chapters.

13. 13 重 Reborn: A Sudden Awakening 重生之豁然 For Some Reason缘何故Danmei (BL)783k WordsCompleted There are always people who start with a decent hand, only to end up playing it into total disaster. After losing so much, Lin Jingzhe returns to the age of eighteen, before he failed the college entrance exam. It's the nineties, when the economy is taking off and business opportunities are everywhere. This is his best age, and his chance to start over. A short story about being reborn. Some regrets from the past are worth making right. Don't let the blurb fool you: this is actually a feel- 271.5kFavorites542.3kClicks/ch458kGifts

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    Shockingly delicious... Why did you come back and write another chapter? It's so good... I kept crying because it was so delicious... A thrilling entrepreneurial story, very satisfying, and the romance and family storylines are both excellent.

14. 14 这 I’m Done Being a Strategist! 这谋士我不当也罢！ Zombie Slayer打僵尸Danmei (BL)471k WordsCompleted The complete story is finished! Sending you a heart! My next story will be The Foolish Guy Can Bloom, with a flower growing on the protagonist’s head. [A bottom who just wants to lie flat but keeps getting mistaken for a wizard and forced to kill kings x a rebellious top who pretends to be honest while playing the pig to eat the tiger] [A company can’t have two rebellious employees, or it’ll go bankrupt] What’s so bad about serving three masters? Ever since a fortune-teller declared me the great 113.8kFavorites103.9kClicks/ch165.4kGifts

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    This is a comedic story. The protagonist's miserable fate is hilarious, while the other protagonist starts grinding grain like a bull with a loud moo.

15. 15 修 Cultivation, but with Robots 修真，但机器人 Shi Yoyo Da是哟哟哒Danmei (BL)655k WordsCompleted Yuan Ai had no spiritual roots or cultivation, yet he was the only son of the greatest cultivator in the world. Then one day, his Immortal Venerable father ascended, leaving everything behind for him. From that day on, people started looking at Yuan Ai differently. Everyone wanted to get their hands on the treasures his father had left behind, cultivation methods never before revealed to the world, and even the legendary [Treasure of Ascension]. Flattery, inducements, threats, deception... Eve 30.3kFavorites29kClicks/ch30.1kGifts

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    It's a cultivation/infrastructure building novel with mechanical ascension. Xiao Ai is very cute, and the male lead is also hilarious.

16. 16 独 My Little Zombie Is Mine [Apocalypse] 独占我的小丧尸[末世] Huang Wu Yan荒无言Danmei (BL)94k WordsCompleted Shan Zong has been dead for three years and still hasn't eaten a person. He's a lazy little zombie, so sluggish he's even a bit weak. Without a supply of energy, he moves at a snail's pace. He gets knocked over by a streetlight, knocked over by other zombies, and knocked over by a tall man with long golden hair… Huh? Wait, did he just find food? Shan Zong drools at the thought. But before he can take a bite, the man lets out a strange laugh and carries him home. * * * Shan Zong thinks he's 1.8kFavorites1.5kClicks/ch1.2kGifts

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    Cute and short, with supporting characters taking up a significant portion, but well-written and acceptable; a sweet bedtime treat.

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