For Ranting 吐槽向

1. 1 揣 After Faking My Death While Pregnant, the Whole World Went Mad 揣崽死遁后全天下疯了 Miao Siyu缈似玉Danmei (BL)348k WordsOngoing In the tenth year of Fuyun, the northern barbarians crossed the passes and invaded the south, crushing the Dianyue army. According to rumor, the great general Qi Yuelan had fallen in battle, leaving no body behind. Seven days later, Southern Jin sent men to search Baima Ravine. They dug three feet into the earth, but still found no trace of Qi Yuelan’s body. It seemed to mark the tragic end of a legendary general. Meanwhile, a hundred li away, the gates of C 4.7kFavorites3.3kClicks/ch4.3kGifts

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   This is disgusting! What kind of mental NTR is this? Get out of here! It's seriously out of character. Anyone who buys it is doomed. It's a pure scam to rip you off.

2. 2 重 Reborn at Sixteen, I Meet My Wife Again 重生之十六岁再遇老婆 A Steadfast Spirit of Jade铮铮玉骨Danmei (BL)269k WordsCompleted - Also known as Tree and Mistletoe. A bittersweet double-rebirth story (the whole novel costs less than five yuan. Thanks to all the lovely readers supporting the official release!) Chen Runshu was reborn, back at sixteen, when there was still time to change everything. The mother-in-law who loved him most was still alive. She hadn't been deceived by Zhang Xiongguang into marrying into the Zhou family, hadn't signed any agreements with them, hadn't met Zhou Zhaoyue, and hadn't conceived his ch 10.4kFavorites8.3kClicks/ch5.4kGifts

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   Inj roll

3. 3 被21+ Spoiled by a Russian Wild Child 被俄罗斯小疯子娇养了 Seven Realms七境Danmei (BL)395k WordsOngoing 21.8kFavorites18.4kClicks/ch6.1kGifts

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   I really like the meme paired with the zhiji (a type of humorous expression), but I can't stand the zhiji. It makes me feel so uncomfortable and like I want to vomit, but the meme really fits my aesthetic, so I endured the nausea and kept watching.

4. 4 一 Pampered by a Tycoon After Getting Pregnant Overnight 一夜怀崽后被豪门大佬娇宠 Yuan Zhoulü袁舟律Danmei (BL)281k WordsCompleted Wen Zhen was a dull, forgettable little office worker. Once, he was sent to negotiate a business deal and accidentally drank wine laced with drugs. He spent three delirious days in a hotel with a strange man. When it was over, his body was covered in countless kiss marks and finger marks, and he could barely bring his legs together. After shamefully cleaning up the mess the man had left behind, Wen Zhen fled in a hurry. Wen Zhen lived with the daughter his older sister had left behind. The g 21.7kFavorites25.7kClicks/ch10.3kGifts

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   The bottom isn't very intelligent. He's bullied at work, sexually assaulted, and even had a colleague sell his body to a pervert, yet he still manages to say he needs to save money for his daughter's medical treatment—amazing! His daughter has already had successful surgery and is recovering; she doesn't need that much money to sell herself—what a strange logic. The top is also driven by lust; he can't resist the bottom's butt—amazing!

5. 5 小 After the Little Blind Man Is Hounded by His Brooding Husband 小瞎子被阴湿丈夫缠上后 Ning Long柠垅Danmei (BL)268k WordsCompleted [Coming soon: The Honest Househusband Loses His Memory] Pretty, pampered blind bottom x scheming, twisted older top Si Nian was a pretty, adorable blind young man. Aside from suddenly losing his sight, his life had always gone smoothly. Even his arranged marriage was to someone he liked. Si Nian thought he was incredibly lucky. Then, a month after the wedding, he suddenly heard the housekeeper call his husband "Mr. Shen." He'd married the second son of the Shen family, not some Mr. Shen. At 4.6kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch596Gifts

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   The seme is a pure masochist who enjoys watching the uke get intimate with other men under his guidance. It's disgusting to see a blind person working at a TV station. I beg you privileged class to leave ordinary employees alone.

6. 6 炮 The Cannon Fodder Marries the Villain 炮灰嫁反派 Bi Ka Bi比卡比Danmei (BL)411k WordsCompleted [Lots of problems, not recommended] After waking up, Yu Sheng found herself transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder character who died in childbirth. Yu Sheng: Absolutely not. Content warnings: 1. An ancient setting with male pregnancy: men are similar to omegas and have heats, along with some author-created details. A fictional world, a fictional world, a fictional world! Multiple couples warning (the side couples may not have happy endings). 2. Read rationally. The story's setting does n 101.1kFavorites270.4kClicks/ch41.7kGifts

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   It's ugly and long, very boring, I can't stand watching it.

7. 7 东 After a Rough Northeastern Man Picks Up a Delicate Darling 东北糙汉捡到娇气包后 Rong Que绒确Danmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted 87.6kFavorites70.7kClicks/ch77.8kGifts

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   Can you please include warnings in the synopsis before writing about a side couple? Is it a 3/4P situation? Like a brainless, naive girl with zero self-care ability. The fact that the bottom in the side couple is seventeen or eighteen years old and can still kiss the top while saying "This is normal" is just unbelievable. What's the point of stuffing a beloved 3/4P into a pure romance story? It's disgusting.

8. 8 病 After the Sickly Beauty Was Haunted by an Evil God 病美人被邪神缠上后 Changye Manman长野蔓蔓Danmei (BL)253k WordsCompleted [Complete. Follow my Weibo, @Jinjiang Changye Manman, for a giveaway. As the heir to a family of celestial masters, Lin Yu has been frail and sickly since childhood and unable to cultivate. His unusual constitution also makes him a constant target for the ghosts and monsters lurking in the darkness. Worse, ever since he was little, he’s dreamed of a dark shadow that keeps finding new ways to 76.7kFavorites111.7kClicks/ch26.7kGifts

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   The supporting character is so pitiful. The protagonist (shou) is sickly and weak from childhood, constantly tormented by the male lead (a demon). Even as an adult, he continues to be harassed by the male lead, and those around him are injured because of him. So, the protagonist begs his elders for help, who desperately tries to stop the attack. But then, the protagonist suddenly feels sorry for the male lead and severely injures the elders. I'm speechless. Can't young lovers please stop hurting innocent people in their relationship?

9. 9 特 The Special Crisis Bureau Insists I Get Back Together with My Ex 特危局非要我和前男友复合 Spring Breeze Without Malice春风无邪Danmei (BL)395k WordsCompleted [Original Title: The Country Insists I Get Back Together with My Ex] Liang Lie is an ordinary criminal investigator who secretly started dating a doctor. His boyfriend is a brilliant surgeon, gentle and refined, and ridiculously handsome. But he is so aloof that Liang Lie often feels he doesn't love him. And he's far too passionate and tireless in bed. Liang Lie can barely take it and really wants to break up. But Liang Lie was the one who pursued him in the first place, and he was the one who 44.2kFavorites68.1kClicks/ch4.4kGifts

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   The titles and descriptions aren't exactly the same, but they're completely unrelated. A very important and exciting plot point is glossed over. I'd like to say: What??

10. 10 不 Don't Judge by Appearances 不要以貌取人 Ke Tangdou可糖豆Danmei (BL)762k WordsOngoing Wen Zhao is about to die. Sixty-nine years after transmigrating to the cultivation world. He recalls how Gongyi Wulie brought him and Lin You to Tianze Sect. That was sixty-eight years ago. Back then, with his extraordinary natural talent, Gongyi Wulie stood out among the many who had come seeking immortality and the Dao. The Sect Master of Tianze took him on as a personal disciple, and he was unmatched in fame. Wen Zhao and Lin You, however, had only mediocre aptitude. First, both were unlu 41.3kFavorites47.9kClicks/ch32.7kGifts

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    The writing is ugly, extremely ugly. The author, the main characters, and the supporting characters are all terrible. I hope the author is a soul-swap protagonist. The seme keeps saying he loves the uke while watching the uke get beaten half to death. Author, please stop hating the uke so much, okay? I'm speechless. I was once targeted and had my comments deleted for saying something about Wen Chou in a forum. They kept deleting whatever I posted. I hope the author's emotional core doesn't crumble to dust! 😂

11. 11 我 He Regretted It Too Late After I Died 我死后他追悔莫及 Wan Zhou绾州Danmei (BL)466k WordsCompleted When I was a demon, a cultivator held me in the palm of his hand, kept me close in his arms, and doted on me for many years. He betrayed his sect for me, abandoned everything, and in the end even lost his life. I was loved as a matter of course, and never thought a mortal's devotion amounted to much. Everyone said I was cold by nature, born without a heart. I looked at the empty cavity in my chest, calmly admitted it, and thought nothing of it. Until many years after his death, I failed my tri 22.2kFavorites12.1kClicks/ch3.2kGifts

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    A masterpiece of sadomasochism, the seme (dominant partner) also dies; I don't understand it, and suddenly many plus versions of the seme appear.

12. 12 病 A Self-Help Guide for a Sickly Villainous Cannon Fodder 病弱反派炮灰自救指南 Shifang Mo十方墨Danmei (BL)301k WordsCompleted [The main story is complete!!!!] Blurb 1: Jiang Xiyue is a protagonist enthusiast, but after dying, he transmigrates into a cultivation novel that puts its protagonist through endless torment. He becomes a sickly cannon-fodder character with the same name, who follows others around and bullies the male lead, Huo Hanze. Thinking of how the male lead will eventually devour heaven and earth, slaughter every living thing, and cruelly take revenge on everyone who bullied him, Jiang Xiyue feels his vi 17.8kFavorites19kClicks/ch2.8kGifts

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    A masterpiece of abusive romance where neither the seme nor uke has any brains. I read it a long time ago and have forgotten most of it. That's all for now.

13. 13 失 A Distorted Fairy Tale 失真童话 Late March三月末尾Danmei (BL)292k WordsCompleted 14.3kFavorites11.2kClicks/ch4.5kGifts

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    If I had a gun, I would choose to shoot everyone in here. The uke is stupid and the seme is dumb. The two of them seem to be unable to understand Chinese, their language centers are severely damaged. The seme had planned the uke's escape, but the uke and his good friend suddenly appeared and ruined everything. The seme was also quite pitiful; he lost his memory and was picked up by someone else, inexplicably having a wife and children. After regaining his memory, he planned to settle them down properly, but his "wife" insisted on getting his love, ultimately causing him to suffer amnesia and intellectual degeneration—truly unique.

14. 14 恶 Bitter Fruit 恶果 Even the Clouds Part乌云也退Danmei (BL)190k WordsCompleted “He only had one chance to leave me: back when we didn’t know each other.” Obsessive, unhinged top x villainous young lady bottom who gets what she deserves Short story. The top isn’t a devoted, obedient lover; he’s an absolute mad dog. Fictional setting, melodramatic plot. Neither lead is a perfect character. Theme: If this is love, then it was never fair in the first place 7.3kFavorites10.8kClicks/ch4.7kGifts

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    It's nonsensical and awful. The most memorable scene is when the protagonist breaks up with the other protagonist and then sleeps with the second male lead. It's ridiculous.

15. 15 老 The Honest Man Caught the Eye of His Ex-Boyfriend's Alpha Brother 老实人被前男友的Alpha弟弟盯上了 Shi Mo Hen Zi是墨痕子Danmei (BL)339k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] Coming soon: I'm Not an Evil Little Kitty! A sweet pet-themed treat. - [Reader's Guide] · SC · A co-written work, a dog-blooded wife-chasing story, no logic, not purely sweet · A dull, honest Beta X a younger, crazy, invincible, jealous Alpha (the bottom is three years older than the top) "You couldn't get any money from my brother, and now you're in debt and want cash? It doesn't matter who plays with you, right? What about me?" After he 4.7kFavorites5kClicks/ch379Gifts

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    Saving money: I love you, you don't love me. Then you love me, I don't love you. I love you, you don't love me, you've lost your memory. The back and forth continues, an endless entanglement.

16. 16 烧 The Consequences of Burning the Wrong Hell Money 烧错冥币的下场 Ye Xiaoyao叶逍遥Danmei (BL)152k WordsCompleted Su Xiaonan thought she was both unlucky and innocent. All she'd done was listen to her mother and visit the grave of her maternal grandfather, who had raised her, to burn some paper money. How had she ended up in such a huge mess? Pregnant with a ghost's child? Giving birth to a menace, then falling in love with him? It was all a fated encounter... This story will be available to VIP readers starting August 19. Reposting is prohibited. Thank you all for your continued support. Theme: 1.7kFavorites23.5kClicks/ch84Gifts

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    Holy crap. The bottom gave birth to the top. That's disgusting.

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