I Was Young and Naive, Please Give Me My Money Back (Warning: Problematic Content) 年少無知求退錢（排雷）

1. 1 替 The Stand-In Abducted the Protagonist’s Inner Demon 替身拐走主角的心魔后 Hou Jian后简Danmei (BL)719k WordsCompleted Jiang Churong transmigrated into a book and became a stupid, vicious cannon-fodder character who looked seven-tenths like the protagonist, Gu Mingxiao. Gu Mingxiao was born with a sword bone, cool and transcendent, like a bright moon in the heavens, impossible to reach. The cannon-fodder had little talent and a vile nature. All he could do was use his resemblance to Gu Mingxiao to curry favor with several of Gu Mingxiao’s admirers, while growing so jealous of him he nearly went mad. When Jiang 127.9kFavorites180.5kClicks/ch70.1kGifts

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   I couldn't stand it until halfway through. The writing is mediocre and the plot has no ups and downs. It's tasteless and a pity to abandon.

2. 2 漂 A Guide to Spoiling the Beautiful Little Sunflower [Entertainment Industry] 漂亮小蜀葵娇养指南[娱乐圈 ] Two-Part Tune两重曲Danmei (BL)352k WordsCompleted [Pre-release: My Roommates' Cat?! Coming Next] Bai Kui is an orphan who grew up in a welfare home. He worked his way through school and got into a key university. He thinks his life is wonderful. The director, Grandpa, treats him with great affection, he has lots of well-behaved younger brothers and sisters, and the three roommates he met at school are all good people. During his internship, he joins an entertainment company as an assistant and is assigned to a young master from a wealthy fam 4.6kFavorites8.4kClicks/ch2.9kGifts

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   The writing is average. It's tasteless to eat, it's a pity to throw it away

3. 3 和 After Marrying a Mute Merman, the Powerful Tycoon Is Carrying Eggs 和哑巴人鱼联姻后大佬怀蛋了 Buddha's Hand Meatballs佛手丸子Danmei (BL)592k WordsCompleted [Scheming, Black-Lotus Merman Top x Straightforward, Speech-Impaired Big Shot Bottom] Bai Yunji, the human empire's only deaf-mute merman prince, accidentally appeared in a dreamy swimming video as a child. Bans couldn't keep it from spreading, and it is still pinned as a trending favorite today. Gu Tinglan, the youngest son of the Empire's God of War, the richest man in the star systems, and a giant in military mecha research, is famous across the stars for his mysterious Asian looks. Two lege 3.4kFavorites4.5kClicks/ch2.9kGifts

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   It seems like updates have been discontinued for a while? I no longer have the energy to watch it from the beginning again. Young and ignorant, asking for a refund

4. 4 和 After Marrying My Actor Ex by Contract, I Fell for His Tricks 和影帝前任协议结婚后被套路了 Weimu Quits Drinking微木戒酒Danmei (BL)267k WordsCompleted The sunny, roguishly handsome coffee shop owner who gives in at the first flirtation, bottom, x the cool, alluring beauty actor who sets a trap at every turn, top Chen Song and Song Chulin broke up six years ago. Since then, Chen Song had only seen Song Chulin in movies and on billboards. A coffee delivery brought them together again. Chen Song's silver-framed glasses accidentally shattered, leaving him unable to see a thing. When the car door opened, he failed to recognize that the person sta 2.6kFavorites4.1kClicks/ch463Gifts

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   After reading the first 40 chapters, there is no romantic atmosphere between the couple. If you are in love, let me have a good talk. Don't tell me that you were hurt. It was your partner's fault. Why don't you take your anger out on your partner? Isn't it a bit bullying and afraid of the strong?

5. 5 同 After Being the Spare Tire Of Four Big Shots at the Same Time [Book Transmigration] 同时给四位大佬当备胎后[穿书] Lantern Raised to Rebuke the Moon提灯怼月Danmei (BL)834k WordsCompleted I’ve only ever said that I love every story I’ve written, every character in them. I’ve only ever said that I truly love them. I have [never] used the term “dark past” or expressed any such attitude. Yu Tang transmigrated into a book and became Yu Tang, a disposable lovesick simp who was hopelessly devoted to movie star Sui Si, yet could never win his heart. To help Sui Si, he willingly entered a fake marriage with him to quiet public opinion, took the blame for scandals, and shouldered the fal 252.6kFavorites530.5kClicks/ch333.1kGifts

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   The author went to write gk specifically for the Zerg.

6. 6 万 The Straight Guy Everyone Wants [Quick Transmigration] 万人迷直男总被觊觎[快穿] Black Sacred Stone黑色圣石Danmei (BL)581k WordsCompleted Complete. Transmigration into the story. Thanks for supporting the official release. The cover was commissioned by the author. A beloved workplace drone was tormented by his admirers and bound to a System that made him play the most hated man around. Lu Linqi: A comeback? Face-slapping? Taking down scumbags? System: Be the most hated man around~ Lu Linqi: ? He did exactly what the plot told him to do. Yet the people who were supposed to hate him went crazier for him than the last. World Thr 29kFavorites30.7kClicks/ch9.1kGifts

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   Girl, I've been waiting for your explanation, but you turned off the comment. If you want to make SK money, can you hide it first? Still can't hide it secretly

7. 7 京 The Designated Errand Boy of Capital’s Heirs 京圈少爷的公用狗腿 Bad Cat Daddy坏猫霸霸Danmei (BL)936k WordsCompleted [Romantic, domineering hero VS straight, unconventional uke] Chen Zeming, a wage slave, transmigrates into a power fantasy novel aimed at male readers, becoming a lackey at the side of its protagonist, Lu Zhuonian. Lu Zhuonian is a young master of the capital’s elite, born into a wealthy family. Handsome and imposing, he’s a pampered prince even among the rich kids. To curry favor with Lu Zhuonian, the lackey gives up his dignity and principles, dutifully answering every summons. But Lu Zhuonia 481kFavorites560.9kClicks/ch1.9MGifts

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   I thought it was an insect mother when I saw the pre-release, but it turned out to be a gk special supply. Can't hide secretly

8. 8 不 Don't Fall for Me 不许心动 Yao Yao Yi Yan杳杳一言Danmei (BL)259k WordsCompleted The Untouchable Darling Is Dragged Down from His Pedestal by Everyone Who Hates Him [A distant, unfeeling beta who doesn't realize he's in love × an untouchable alpha who bows his head for love] [ABO, bittersweet and sweet] Tan Ning is a beta. Though his beauty is breathtaking, he's still someone everyone dislikes. At school, he always wears a gloomy expression and seems almost abnormal. He doesn't care when his classmates ostracize him. He just throws himself into tutoring and part-time jobs 148.4kFavorites223.5kClicks/ch44.5kGifts

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   There is no feeling of bowing down for love at all. Your stupid cp author has never let me go [laughing and crying] I still have low self-esteem and am attacked by arrogance

9. 9 我 I Like Your Pheromones 我喜欢你的信息素 Guiding Star引路星Danmei (BL)344k WordsCompleted As a handsome Beta from a well-off family, Duan Jiayan coasted through life for over a decade, doing whatever he pleased, until he met Lu Xingci in high school. Lu Xingci came from a better family, was taller, played basketball better, and was leagues ahead of Duan Jiayan academically. Even Duan Jiayan’s troublemaking friends couldn’t help praising Lu Xingci now and then. Most importantly, the girl Duan Jiayan had his eye on admitted that she’d liked the school heartthrob, Lu Xingci, for years. 1.9MFavorites2.5MClicks/ch1.2MGifts

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   Five stars for Ah Ye, and four stars deducted for the author [laughing and crying] for the mutation. Isn't it enough to support me with so many favors?

10. 10 一 Woke up and Heard I Was Married 一觉醒来听说我结婚了 Papaya Huang木瓜黄Danmei (BL)468k WordsCompleted [Next novel: Fake Academic Rivals. Find it in my author page =3= Muah] This might be a fake showbiz novel, or maybe the blurb is fake too. Shao Si was sickly from childhood. He only lived to this day because he accidentally got bound to a life-extending System that was like a ghost. After he set foot in the entertainment industry, things got even more life-threatening. System: We are the Black Curtain Duo. Our goal is to clean up the entertainment industry and expose all its shady dealings. 543.6kFavorites715.5kClicks/ch187.3kGifts

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    Gong has an ex, and his ex-boyfriend was still wearing clothes when his brother saw him

11. 11 咸 Salted Fish Rectifies the Remarriage Variety Show 咸鱼摆烂复婚综艺[娱乐圈] Yuan塬Danmei (BL)544k WordsCompleted Male Lead No. 2: “Oh, I went to LA last year to get my EMBA. The sea breeze there is really nice. What about you?” Shen Li: “Me? I did nine years of compulsory education in China.” Female Lead No. 1: “Haha, you’re so funny. I think this little cake is delicious. Its milky aroma is so unique, spreading through your mouth, your nose, even your pelvis… Would you like to try one?” Shen Li: “No thanks. It won’t fill me up. Want this steamed bun instead?” Male Lead No. 3: “What do you do for work?” 97.7kFavorites118.7kClicks/ch73.1kGifts

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    The writing is average, very bland, and I have no desire to read on. Young and ignorant, asking for a refund The author has watched gk special offer for Zerg [spread hands] to wait and see

12. 12 白 The Moonlight Beauty Took Off Her Women's Clothes 白月光换下了女装 Liu Gouhua刘狗花Danmei (BL)624k WordsCompleted [Historical danmei pre-release novel, “Who Wants to Be a Villainous Cannon Fodder?!” It’s on my author page. If you’re interested, please add it to your favorites~] Brooding, suspicious princess gong x dashing young general shou When Fang Linyuan was young, he entered the palace and fell head over heels for Princess Huining at first sight, secretly loving her for years. Afterward, he followed his father to guard the border. At a young age, he captured eighteen cities in the northern frontier. 112.5kFavorites135.2kClicks/ch89.5kGifts

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    . I studied women's clothing all the way, and finally ascended the throne as a woman and became the empress [Eh~]? A poet?

13. 13 全 Nationwide Husband Selection 全民选夫 Three Winds Singing三风吟Danmei (BL)667k WordsCompleted Forum-style posts mixed with regular prose, with lots of brainless male rivalry! If that's not your thing, don't read. This isn't a direct repost, but a derivative work. A new caller has joined the livestream of the hugely popular show "What Do You Think of This Man?" The caller, Wen Tun, explains his situation in a mild voice: things are pretty urgent right now. He's been agonizing over it for a long time, and has nobody to talk it over with. He has four people he has no choice but to choose b 30.6kFavorites35kClicks/ch29.2kGifts

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    What does it mean to be attacked by condensation? Why do I still need to concentrate on attacking??

14. 14 冤 The Luckless Senior Disciple Was Reborn 冤种大师兄他重生了 Sweet and Soft Tangyuan汤圆甜又软Danmei (BL)753k WordsCompleted The writing isn't very good, so subscribe at your own risk. Theme: Even in desperate circumstances, you must keep striving to find the light 63.9kFavorites163.5kClicks/ch42.9kGifts

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    Rt I am the wronged one Unfinished Get your money back!!!

15. 15 让 What Do I Do Now That the Film Emperor Is Carrying My Baby? [Entertainment Industry] 让影帝怀崽了怎么办[娱乐圈] Roast Some Scorched Rice烧个锅巴Danmei (BL)260k WordsCompleted [Thanks to all the lovely readers who support the author by subscribing OvO] *Please add my other story featuring the same leads, an alternate-universe IF story, "Our Kid Grew a Little Devil Tail," to your reading list. Blurb at the very bottom ww Blurb: To get a spot in a talent show, Lu Qichen is sent by his awful agency to be the plaything of a powerful big shot. Afterward, he runs into Qu Shinian, a top movie star known for his cold, haughty elegance and untouchable beauty. Yet that night 22kFavorites33.5kClicks/ch5.4kGifts

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    Main attack, the water is not level. Don't look at it Young and ignorant, asking for a refund

16. 16 带 I Went Viral After Bringing My Future Kids on a Parenting Show 带未来崽崽上娃综后爆火了 A Kun Who Isn't Sleepy阿困不困Danmei (BL)313k WordsCompleted Next up: Raising a Kid with a Tough Guy, Just Stay Alive Please add it to your to-read list ovo - Blurb: Yu Qiu, a washed-up nobody from the fringes of showbiz, has recently been pestered by a little kid. The kid says his name is Yu Jiujiu, that he comes from the future, and that his two dads are Yu Qiu and He Hongyi, Yu Qiu's lifelong nemesis. Yu Qiu raises an eyebrow. Is He Hongyi itching for a beating again? Is he using this kid to mess with me? But when the DNA test results come back, Yu Qi 19.8kFavorites39.2kClicks/ch5.5kGifts

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    . The author's writing style is average and I can't read it.

17. 17 卡 Can Cute Guys Be Tops Too? [Entertainment Industry] 卡哇伊也是1吗?[娱乐圈] Apple Farmer苹果果农Danmei (BL)265k WordsCompleted [The complete novel is finished. Thank you to every angel who supported the official release!] [Please add my upcoming novel, After Picking Up a Romance Plot in an Infinite Game, to your reading list!] Song Yixing, a member of a boy band, is the handsome, icy-faced heartthrob of the group, the perfect top that both his bandmates’ fans and his own fans want to pair their faves with. His cutest bandmate, Gu Xiaoyi, is his most popular ship, but... In the ship’s fan community, Song Yixing is an ab 10.8kFavorites17.3kClicks/ch4.8kGifts

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    ? . Mud attack is a big success. Five stars for you, and it gives me a general feeling of trust, and I feel a little uncomfortable. Three stars will be deducted. When I saw Brother Bingshan Ku, I entered [Tan Shou] and I was young and ignorant and asked for my money back.

18. 18 死 After Faking Her Death, Her Ex-Husband Chases Her on a Dating Show 死遁后前夫哥上恋综追妻 Yao Ju幺橘Danmei (BL)226k WordsCompleted Coming next: My Brother's White Moonlight Played Me on a Dating Show Ill-tempered young master x timid little star Bo Yan, the adopted son of a director at the Ke Group: a tagalong, a punching bag, and the personal doormat of young master Ke Lingzhou. Every day in the Ke household, he walks on eggshells, timid as a quail. He doesn't dare raise his voice, and has to live by the young master's mood. He gets punished one day and scol 1.9kFavorites3.8kClicks/ch276Gifts

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    Domestic violence I don't know how HE came about A lump

19. 19 在 My Brother's White Moonlight Cheated on Me on a Dating Show 在恋综被我哥白月光渣了 Yao Ju幺橘Danmei (BL)222k WordsCompleted Handsome but unwell x aloof, temperamental, teasing type Jiang Qingzhuo is a beautiful young actor with three major awards to his name, and a notorious heartbreaker in the entertainment industry. With a face that looks cold and disinterested, he has turned down enough suitors in his eight years in the business to circle Hengdian ten times. His fans love how serious and professional he is. His haters call him an arrogant snob. Then one day, the cold beauty is announced as a contestant on a dat 839Favorites987Clicks/ch93Gifts

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    Attacking the brain is sick. It made me feel physically uncomfortable. Dote on each other and join the clean party

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