The sunny, roguishly handsome coffee shop owner who gives in at the first flirtation, bottom, x the cool, alluring beauty actor who sets a trap at every turn, top
Chen Song and Song Chulin broke up six years ago. Since then, Chen Song had only seen Song Chulin in movies and on billboards.
A coffee delivery brought them together again. Chen Song's silver-framed glasses accidentally shattered, leaving him unable to see a thing. When the car door opened, he failed to recognize that the person standing right in front of him was his actor ex-boyfriend.
A tall, hazy silhouette stepped out of the car, sounding a little impatient. After a long moment, he said coldly, "Long time no see."
That night, actor Song Chulin, dressed in a custom black shirt, was photographed kissing an ordinary person on a city street, one hand around their neck. The photos spread throughout the entertainment industry overnight, and the distorted rumors grew more and more outrageous...
Sensational trending topics topped the charts: Shocking! Is the poker-faced actor's romance finally exposed?
#The Rising Actor's One-Night Fall# #Actor Song Picks a Consort#
#Actor Song Chulin's Wallpaper Love#
As the public outcry grew, haters slandered and smeared Song Chulin, while fans surrounded and harassed Chen Song. The things people said grew increasingly vicious.
After three straight days of rumors, the actor suddenly posted two red marriage certificates, without even adding a caption, boldly announcing that he and his so-called sweetheart/fan/wallpaper love were legally married.
!!! The actor was actually serious about this!!!
Bystanders refused to believe the ice-cold actor could be in love, while fans suspected the ordinary person's motives for marrying him. Then the reality show about newlyweds began livestreaming.
Bystanders: What?? The poker-faced actor is actually holding his wife's hand! So sweet and obedient! A new fan here!
Fans: What?? The ordinary person is actually the CEO of an independent chain of coffee shops?! So impressive, and they're perfect together! This solo fan is now a shipper!
Ignoring their marriage-of-convenience agreement, the actor treated the show as real life and showered his partner with affection on the wedding-planning reality show.
When a rival sent flowers, he had an allergic reaction. When a rival invited Chen Song to dinner, he came down with a fever.
But when facing his rival, he showed no sign of weakness. He taunted him with a hostile tone: "It's wonderful to have a wife who worries about you. I hope you get the chance to experience it someday."
No one knew... The actor who never smiled on screen, seemed helpless on variety shows, and radiated strength in front of his rivals was a completely different person at home.
Song Chulin brushed his nose against Chen Song's ear, flushed red with embarrassment, and murmured seductively, "Didn't you just say you wanted a divorce? Good boy, take off your glasses yourself."
Only after he was caught in the trap did Chen Song finally realize that it had all been the actor's scheme!
Content warnings:
1. Most important, first and foremost: everything is a scheme!
2. The characters are not based on real people. Do not read them as such. The entertainment industry setting is entirely fictional.
3. In a world where same-sex marriage is legal, they reunite after a marriage of convenience. A sweet-and-sour romance, both are devoted only to each other and dote on one another, with a love-triangle showdown.
4. A little side-couple romance and memories of the leads' university days. The work-related content is made up, so don't scrutinize it.
5. Absolutely mutual feelings and a happy ending. The romance is a slow burn. Thank you for your support.
-- Coming soon: Married to My Nemesis for a Mission --
Lu Qingchuan grew up pampered, free-spirited, and never had to ask anyone for anything.
He never had before, and he never would.
When he followed his family's arrangement to attend a blind date, he found his nemesis sitting across the dinner table. He cheerfully gave the guy a piece of his mind and stormed off, only to be hit by a car as soon as he stepped outside.
That collision should have been no big deal, but something went wrong. Lu Qingchuan found himself back at the restaurant entrance, bound to a Rebirth System.
System: If you want to survive, marry your blind date.
Lu Qingchuan: What? Are you nuts?
Lu Qingchuan refused to believe it. What kind of lousy System was this? He was walking out that door today, no matter what!
He pushed the door open again and strode out without looking back, but after being hit by cars three times in a row, he found himself back at the restaurant entrance once more. Only the pain in his organs reminded him that this was all real.
On the fourth try, he smoothly turned around, ignored the System's mission prompt, and sat back down.
For the first time in his life, Lu Qingchuan asked someone for help, his voice stiff: "Hello. Let's get married."
Across the long table, the cool and refined man raised his teacup, bringing the rim close to his nose. "You don't sound sincere."
Lu Qingchuan gritted his teeth. "Then what do you want?"
The brown tea released its rich aroma. The man took a small sip. "Write me two love letters first. Let me see what you've got."
*
After getting their marriage certificate in the morning and getting rid of the System, Lu Qingchuan was sprawled across the sofa in Feng Lin's office that afternoon, feeling refreshed as he announced, "I'm getting a divorce. Right now, this instant!"
Feng Lin said nothing, just beckoned him over.
Lu Qingchuan rolled his eyes and repeated, "I don't like you. I want my freedom! I want a divorce!"
Feng Lin took a yellowed card from his desk drawer and raised an eyebrow. "You don't like me?"
Lu Qingchuan reached to snatch it back. "How did you get that? Give it back!"
The card was turned over, its crooked handwriting still bearing a clearly legible signature.
A tsundere who says one thing and means another x a cold, sharp-tongued, insanely jealous king
Theme: Cherish your eyesight for a beautiful life.
When will Shen Heguang really go offline?? It's really disgusting, this kind of person
Warning: If you don't talk too much, you won't be able to chase your wife.
Why are you being so dramatic? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Song Chulin, you Xiaozhi deserve to have a wife, I will just knock you to death.
Isn't she mentally ill? This mother is the same. Her ex-husband is lying in the operating room. Her first reaction is that her son wants to marry that SB. This SB is also quite funny. Even though he caused the car accident, he still wants his son to marry you.
I feel that the emotional entanglements of other CPs have not been explained clearly, so it is better not to write about those emotional entanglements. The pairing of Xu and Shi feels that they have not been explained clearly.
I don't quite understand why Mother Chen has to sink. Is it because of her family background or something? I feel like she's a bit too persistent.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This damn sense of youth
Happy Chinese Valentine's Day, babies! Today I went out with a group of friends to play crazy. I sincerely admit my mistakes and I have a draft. I will update it tomorrow~ ~See you tomorrow!!
A chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right hand