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1. 1 食 Don't Talk at the Table 食不言 Wu Ning呜咛Danmei (BL)267k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. Thank you all for supporting the official edition! Before leaving to study in Germany, Wen Yu prepared himself for every possible hardship: culture shock, language barriers, a demanding advisor, a heavy workload... But he absolutely did not expect to be assigned a roommate who was cold, fussy, and obsessive about cleanliness, had half Chinese ancestry but had grown up eating typical Western food, and was extremely homophobic. Though he was ridiculously handsome. - Ji 26.6kFavorites24.3kClicks/ch14.1kGifts

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   I don't understand what's wrong with the author; has he mutated? He portrays the male lead as having a sharp tongue and lacking in moral guidance, and his friends are even worse...

2. 2 那 That Bastard Is Carrying His Child 那个混蛋肚子里有他的孩子 White Robes Like Snow白衣若雪Danmei (BL)497k WordsCompleted Duan Qing's lips curved into a smile. Qin Shao looked at him, his gaze as warm and deep as ever. Duan Qing smiled, his eyes shining and his voice clear. "I should thank you too. Even when we were hurting each other, you kept the spark alive. You didn't let this relationship turn completely to ashes, or leave my heart like ashes. Thank you for holding on and never giving up. Thank you for being so endlessly patient with me. Thank you for taking my hand when I was stubborn and unreasonable. Thank 15.5kFavorites57.1kClicks/ch2kGifts

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   The story flows smoothly, but the protagonist's life is too tragic. His parents are both born into a certain era, which is understandable given the limitations of that time, but I still genuinely feel sorry for him. Duan and Qin are truly disgusting and deserve to die. And that brother should have inherited everything, never forgiving anyone, and then scattered them all.

3. 3 军 The Only Straight Guy in the Military Academy Dorm 军校宿舍唯一的直男 Slay the Long Whale斩长鲸Danmei (BL)587k WordsCompleted [New 1vN novel, “Sentinel, the Dragon Wants to Eat Your Pheromones,” now serializing, ] Xie Zhi, a thoroughly straight-shooting guy, is unexpectedly admitted to the First Military Academy. Before he leaves home, his mother and younger sister hold his hands and cry as they remind him not to show off, to get along with his roommates, and to stay out of the way of any powerful young masters whenever possible. If he can’t avoid them, he should smile. Xie Zhi nods solemnly. His roommates A, B, and 86.5kFavorites96.7kClicks/ch77.3kGifts

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   Did the cannon fodder crab and his dream girls have too much screen time? What's the point of the side story where the male lead pretends to be an expert?

4. 4 哥 Brother, You’re Not Allowed to Hit My Husband!! 哥你不许打我老公！！ Liu Chu流初Danmei (BL)606k WordsCompleted [Signed with Jinjiang for the Simplified Chinese edition + an unabridged Traditional Chinese edition. Currently collecting suggestions for the print title and bonus chapters… Leave a comment in the Weibo Super Topic for “Bro, You’re Not Allowed to Hit My Husband,” or search for @LiuchuGugu. I’ll read them all! Anyone whose suggestion is chosen will receive a signed copy!] [I’ve finally finished revising the novel. The author is only responsible for the official Jinjiang edition. Please don’t con 198.1kFavorites177.3kClicks/ch241.4kGifts

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   If you also enjoy shipping unconventional characters within the main couple, and are endlessly tolerant of control freaks and taciturn authors, then congratulations!

5. 5 直 The Life of a Straightforward, Honest Man Who Was Cherished 直男老实人被宠爱的一生 Zhaozhao's Immortal Traces昭昭仙踪Danmei (BL)673k WordsCompleted 123.2kFavorites118.8kClicks/ch77.3kGifts

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   Not every person who handles dismantling and repairs speaks Chinese.

6. 6 海 Begonia Blossoms Drunk in the Sun 海棠醉日 Nanlu Xingli南陆星离Romance667k WordsCompleted My next book is a forced-love story, The Debt of Romance. Please add it to your reading lists, everyone! The forced-love plot begins in Chapter 21 | Ruthless, domineering emperor vs. patient, clever beauty After Crown Prince Zhao Mingfei was deposed, he naturally had no affection for the wife forced on him as a substitute. But Jiang Niantang loved him wholeheartedly. She secretly watched him practice swordsmanship, took care of everything in the cold palace for him, and spent night after night s 115.2kFavorites107.9kClicks/ch41.8kGifts

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   How can it not be considered self-inflicted, and that they deserve it?

7. 7 京 The Designated Errand Boy of Capital’s Heirs 京圈少爷的公用狗腿 Bad Cat Daddy坏猫霸霸Danmei (BL)936k WordsCompleted [Romantic, domineering hero VS straight, unconventional uke] Chen Zeming, a wage slave, transmigrates into a power fantasy novel aimed at male readers, becoming a lackey at the side of its protagonist, Lu Zhuonian. Lu Zhuonian is a young master of the capital’s elite, born into a wealthy family. Handsome and imposing, he’s a pampered prince even among the rich kids. To curry favor with Lu Zhuonian, the lackey gives up his dignity and principles, dutifully answering every summons. But Lu Zhuonia 482.3kFavorites566.3kClicks/ch1.9MGifts

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   So tacky, so tacky I can't stand it.

8. 8 闺 The Eldest Daughter-in-Law [Reborn] 闺中绣 Xi Yun希昀Romance725k WordsCompleted [The second volume of the print edition goes on preorder at 20:00 on December 6. Feel free to follow it if you’re interested!] In her previous life, Xie Yunchu followed every rule. She observed the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, cared for her husband, and dutifully served her parents-in-law. One day, after organizing her mother-in-law’s birthday banquet, she caught a chill. Years of exhaustion finally caught up with her, and she collapsed. The doctor said she had less than six months to live 241.4kFavorites464.5kClicks/ch196.1kGifts

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   The housewife is reborn, coldly washing underwear; she hates him so much she has a third child.

9. 9 艳 Beauty in Bones 艳骨 Qu Zhumian曲渚眠Romance470k WordsCompleted Complete. The main story is finished; bonus chapters to come. Core tropes: Marriage Before Love, a husband groveling to win back his wife Her mother was a Grand Princess, and her father the military governor of Jiangzhou. Cui Shiyiniang was born into one of the Five Great Clans. Graceful and slender, she was famed throughout the capital for her radiant beauty. At a spring farewell banquet at Jingming Pond, Cui Shiyiniang ducked into a pavilion for a nap, hidden among cascades of wisteria. S 88.2kFavorites136.6kClicks/ch40kGifts

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   The author's hatred for the female protagonist has greatly increased.

10. 10 外 The Other Woman 外室 Qu Zhumian曲渚眠Romance428k WordsCompleted Blurb One: Scheduled to go premium on 2021.01.04, barring unforeseen circumstances. New novel: Beauty of the Bones. Please add it to your reading list. Lu Ze, heir to the Duke of Qi’s estate, has the emperor’s favor. He oversees Zhejiang and Fujian, is mercurial, and is an expert schemer. Returning home to visit his family, he happens upon a woman walking through Yiyuan beneath an umbrella, her skin like ice and bones like jade, each step as graceful as a lotus blossom. Lu Ze hints at his int 81.1kFavorites166.5kClicks/ch33kGifts

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    Don't hate the female lead too much

11. 11 香 Eighteen Years After My Sweet Wife Ran Away Pregnant 香香老婆带球跑18年后 Lang Zong郎总Danmei (BL)331k WordsCompleted After the great beauty Shen Wang ran away while pregnant, he hid his secret by spending eighteen years gutting fish at RT-Mart. The only thing he could be grateful for was that he gave birth to a beautiful, clever daughter. But lately, Shen Wang has been feeling a little emo. Because he accidentally discovered that his daughter had gotten a boyfriend at college, and the guy was a flaming-haired biker punk! On his way to break them up, knife in hand, Shen Wang suddenly became self-aware and rea 19.7kFavorites22kClicks/ch9.8kGifts

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    Milky-scented literature, possibly due to dermatitis, all have a milky scent.

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