Funny Without Going Overboard 搞笑不乱来

1. 1 这 I’m Done Being a Strategist! 这谋士我不当也罢！ Zombie Slayer打僵尸Danmei (BL)471k WordsCompleted The complete story is finished! Sending you a heart! My next story will be The Foolish Guy Can Bloom, with a flower growing on the protagonist’s head. [A bottom who just wants to lie flat but keeps getting mistaken for a wizard and forced to kill kings x a rebellious top who pretends to be honest while playing the pig to eat the tiger] [A company can’t have two rebellious employees, or it’ll go bankrupt] What’s so bad about serving three masters? Ever since a fortune-teller declared me the great 113.8kFavorites103.9kClicks/ch165.4kGifts

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   Sure enough, the weather forecast was the biggest scheme; the east wind is coming!

2. 2 禁 No Nested Dolls [Infinite] 禁止套娃［无限］ Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted [Complete] Past experiences have taught Wen Shi not to trust anyone. The only person in the world he can trust is himself. Wen Shi accidentally gets caught up in an infinite game. [Congratulations, player, on awakening the “I Am Me” skill. I Am Me: Spend 100 points to summon one “you” from a parallel world.] Wen Shi says flatly, “Summon one to die for me?” Until The Night of the Haunted Castle: The castle’s master demands that the players find him the perfect bride. Until they do, he’ll ki 386.3kFavorites550.2kClicks/ch2.2MGifts

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   Hey, family!

3. 3 天 What Could a Heavenly Thunderbolt Possibly Have Against Me? 天雷能有什么坏心思呢 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)765k WordsCompleted [Complete] Du Shenglan was the most gifted genius in the cultivation world. He condensed sword energy at three, awakened the resonance of the Martial Dao Stele at five, and ventured alone into a forbidden land at ten. Yet the only thing people ever said about him was: What a pity. What a pity the Du family already had its favored prodigy. What a pity the Du family wanted Du Shenglan dead. Du Shenglan's father: “No matter how astonishing your talent, you cannot stand against your family.” A like 310.1kFavorites397.7kClicks/ch680.3kGifts

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   What is the family of origin?

4. 4 今 Still Unable to Set Sail Today 今天也没能扬帆起航 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [Complete] As an overworked wage slave, Zhou Qi'an gets squeezed dry by his unscrupulous boss during the day, comes home to his parents pressuring him to get married, and gets berated by his night-school teacher for being stupid on weekends. The day he was swept into an infinite game, Zhou Qi'an breathed a sigh of relief. At last. Goodbye, marriage-obsessed parents; Goodbye, 996 work schedules; Goodbye, damn night school. Tonight, he was setting sail! In the first stage of his voyage, Zhou 308.7kFavorites430.8kClicks/ch936.7kGifts

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   "Setting sail" is a popular business term.

5. 5 大 The Song Dynasty's Number One Magistrate 大宋第一衙内 Plain Robes Crossing the River素衣渡江Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted “My surname is Gao, and I’m a young master. That might still be a bit vague, so let me put it plainly. Ahem, my father is Gao Qiu. Yes, the infamous villain Gao Qiu from Water Margin. I’m his son, Gao Yanei.” Gao Ming tragically transmigrated into the rough-and-tumble world of Water Margin, where he became Gao Yanei. Heroes are everywhere, and enemies are thick on the ground. But there’s nothing he can do about it. Since he’s here, he may as well make the best of it and try to become a new kind 148.4kFavorites293.6kClicks/ch308kGifts

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   Spoiling a child won't spoil them.

6. 6 水 Fruit People [Infinite] 水果人[无限] Yi Ren Bei易人北Danmei (BL)693k WordsCompleted A mentally ill man who thinks he’s normal is reborn and sets up a fruit stand in an infinite game. In his previous life, his childhood friend used him as a scapegoat and dragged him into an infinite game. He lived in terror every day, even loving in fear, and in the end, he died without a sound. Reborn, he finds himself already back in the game. Since there’s no escaping, he might as well play! A little secret: by the time he died in his previous life, he was already crazy. Hey, would you like s 55.4kFavorites112.6kClicks/ch90.2kGifts

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   Fruit is getting more and more expensive

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