My Personal Content Warnings (Kinks) 自己写给自己的排雷（xp篇）

1. 1 姓 Surname: Li 姓李 Li Zhi离枝Danmei (BL)274k WordsCompleted How exactly does this company operate? What is the real relationship between the general manager and the deputy general manager? A workplace rookie reveals the shifting currents of upper-level corporate management. Premise: Let's embrace a life of relentless hard work together! 7.5kFavorites9.8kClicks/ch3.3kGifts

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   The more I look at it, the higher my blood pressure gets. Because of Li Baizhou's tireless and dedicated support for Gong's career, Gong was allergic to alcohol, so Baizhou took the blame and drank in his place; Gong was not good at administration, so Baizhou took on several jobs by himself; and when Gong made a military order on a whim, Baizhou had to do his best to complete it. It was so frustrating to watch! This seme is just like a real-life boss—seemingly clueless, but actually he doesn't suffer any losses and reaps all the benefits. But real-life bosses can only exploit their employees by paying high salaries and using psychological manipulation, while this seme can act with impunity simply because of Li Baizhou's love. Li Baizhou, you're blind too! How could you fall for a guy like that?

2. 2 上 Why Is My Boss Like That? 上司为何那样？ Radish Flower Rabbit萝卜花兔子Danmei (BL)360k WordsCompleted Su Zhe came from humble beginnings, graduated from a prestigious university, and was hired by a famous international company. Everyone in his hometown said he was lucky: handsome, with a good job and a decent salary. But Su Zhe had to get up early every day to catch the bus, and at work he had to deal with a sharp-tongued, nitpicking boss. After an accident left his boss temporarily blind, the Yan family needed someone familiar with his daily routine to care for him. For convenience, they appr 64.4kFavorites82.4kClicks/ch59.3kGifts

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   I was so angry I woke up in the middle of the night after seeing this. What did the bottom (shou) do to wrong the top (gong)? Can a simple "the top has a bad temper, he had a bad childhood" really encompass all the grievances the bottom suffered? The bottom diligently cared for the top for half a year and worked hard at the company, but all that effort was overshadowed by "the bottom crossing the line between public and private life." Suddenly, it seems like all the oppression and humiliation the top inflicted on the bottom later became justified? What a joke! There's a comment that says it well: the top's worst temper is when he's with the bottom. He never loses his temper with others, but when a woman touches him or whispers in his ear, his germaphobia suddenly disappears. It made me laugh in anger.

3. 3 被 Life After Being Forced to Marry the Enemy Nation's Crown Prince 被迫和敌国太子联姻的日子 Qiao You乔柚Danmei (BL)390k WordsCompleted Xian Sheng was a sickly little darling loved by everyone. To save his life, he had been raised as a princess, dressed as a girl since childhood. Then one day, with the two kingdoms at war and his country in danger, he ran up to the city wall to cheer on his older brother. The enemy crown prince, bloodshot with fury, spotted him. That gaze pierced through thousands of soldiers like a blade and landed on his exquisite, peerless face. A marriage alliance was sealed with a single document, and th 260kFavorites542.9kClicks/ch257.5kGifts

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   I've forgotten most of the details, but I remember the male lead was a bit sleazy. Reading the one-star reviews is a little scary.

4. 4 人 A Human Child’s Guide to Surviving the Wasteland 人类幼崽废土苟活攻略 Baldy the Second秃子小贰Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted My next novel will be The Doomsday Anchor #Two Children Brave the Apocalypse# Yan Bubu is the son of a servant. From the moment he was born, it was his fate to serve the young master, Feng Chen, for the rest of his life. Young Master Feng Chen is as cold and hard as a bullet in extreme subzero temperatures: sharp and deadly, wrapped in a thick layer of ice that allows no one to come near. But Yan Bubu has eyes only for Feng Chen. He offers him his only toy. “Big Brother, it’s for you.” “Who’s 283.5kFavorites309.9kClicks/ch357.8kGifts

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   Authors who like to write stories with a dominant male lead and a shou (bottom) who's always using a camera-centric perspective, please mention it in the synopsis, thank you. I really dislike the author "Bald Xiao Er." On the surface, she writes about the top and bottom supporting each other, but essentially, the bottom never participates in the main plot. All the highlights, tasks, and responsibilities go to the top; the bottom is completely a supporting character. However, the bottom isn't entirely uninvolved, because he's responsible for taking the initiative in the romantic storyline—he pursues, he confesses, while the top only needs to feign reluctance and then reluctantly agree to a relationship he didn't contribute at all. Writing this makes me sick. Bald Xiao Er, why don't you write stories with a dominant male lead? Constantly writing from the bottom's perspective is completely hindering your creativity. Is it just for money? One more thing, this story was originally told from the perspective of the main character, but somehow it secretly became a dual-perspective story. Everyone burst into laughter.

5. 5 虫 Insect Mother Simulation Law 虫母模拟法则 Xuan He瑄鹤Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted Asher Bayliss was a renowned pharmacist, famous throughout the Empire. He never expected to become a sacrificial pawn in the romance between his fiancée and his younger brother. As he lay dying on a barren planet after being framed, he heard a heavenly voice: [Beep! Congratulations, Host, on activating the Insect Mother Simulator.] [Please set out at once to find offspring who will obey your commands.] [Tip: Not every insect can be tamed by you. Choose carefully. Failure means death and a rest 70.2kFavorites87.9kClicks/ch80.6kGifts

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   I'm so upset I could cry. I finally took the plunge and decided to try writing a novel about an insect queen, and it turned out to be another disaster. I'm speechless. Why would the male insect queen repeatedly torture and kill the uke? I just don't understand. Then I saw in the author's column that the protagonist is the seme and there's even a seme-themed pre-order, and I smiled with relief.

6. 6 穿 Transmigrated to the Republic of China Era to Become a Tailor 穿到民国做裁缝 Xi Feng西枫Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted Fashion designer Ji Qingzhou was traveling for inspiration when he checked into a distinctive guesthouse reputed to be a hundred years old. When he woke, the room was the same, but he had transmigrated into the Republican Era, a hundred years in the past, and become the male spouse of a blind, discharged military officer. He had been married to the officer to bring him good fortune. The officer was tall and handsome, but cold and difficult, often making cutting remarks and ignoring him. Ji Qing 82.3kFavorites93.8kClicks/ch144.3kGifts

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   It feels off. I don't like scenes where the uke is attracted to the seme's face. Second comment: Is the seme (top) useless? What can he do besides being jealous and throwing tantrums? The uke (bottom) is always the one who has to coax him and take the initiative. He can't even help the uke carry anything when they go out to buy fabric. What is he even doing here? This isn't asking for much. As a partner, he can't help with work, he can't provide emotional support, and he won't even help carry the shopping basket when they go out to buy groceries. Why would someone like that have a wife?

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