CP: Miya Osamu, 1v1. As for Atsumu... he's kind of just a watermark.
Breaking | Anyone want to refer their ex to me?
1L: Title says it all. My love life has been way too rough, and I can never meet a normal person. Right now, I just want to date a gentle, considerate, good-looking, sunny guy with a kind heart, who can cook and is 180 cm tall.
2L: Is the OP still asleep? You want everything! Why would a guy with such great qualities be single?
3L: So this is how you find your ideal type? In that case... refer someone to me too.
4L: Well... maybe I could refer my ex. He was a starting player on the high school volleyball team, and the team won a national championship. He's 183 cm tall, though he's probably grown since then. He's in great shape, too. Really handsome, and his personality is a little mean, but he treated his girlfriend pretty well. He can cook, and his rice balls are especially delicious.
5L: Wait, someone really did get referred!
6L: Can I ask why you broke up? He sounds like a great catch.
7L: Oh, because I like his twin brother.
8L: ?
9L: ???
10L: Didn't you say you broke up with me because Atsumu stole your rice balls, and you were so mad you couldn't stand seeing someone with the same face as him?
11L: Reply to my messages.
12L: Can you answer the phone?
Theme: Mistaking the brother, marrying the right man