Originally titled Fegarland, I'll Ruin Your Lives, but the name suddenly felt so long that I got a little self-conscious, so I changed it.
You are born in Mary Geoise, the Holy Land. Your first words are, "I don't want lots and lots of money. I want lots and lots of love."
Come on, you're a Donquixote. Isn't it normal to be a little crazy?
You say to Shanks, newly returned to the Holy Land, "Country bumpkins just love doing that."
You say to Shamrock, who has been fighting with you since childhood, "City slickers just love doing that."
You first make an enemy of Shamrock because you can't stand him. You think he talks like a poser, mixing the Holy Land's sacred language into his everyday speech:
"Send me a message right away. I've got a meeting with Father later. You want me to wait until break to come see you?"
You: Shamrock is definitely messed up.
You sing Binks' Sake, a song from the lower world, right in front of Shamrock, and he poisons you, leaving you mute for days.
You fight with Shamrock almost every day. He calls you as vulgar as someone from the lower world.
After one particularly fierce fight, Garling locks you and Shamrock up separately.
Homming rushes over to collect you, but the moment he enters and shouts, "Where's my kid?" Garling locks him up too.
Shamrock is definitely messed up.
On a whim, you pull your cousin Rosinante to his feet, only for Shamrock to catch you in the act.
You say, "Rosinante tripped, that's all. What business is it of yours?"
Shanks is definitely messed up too. He invites you to explore the lower world, promising to cover food and lodging. But when you actually get there, all you find is a shabby little wooden boat and a man who's been tricked, smoking on board.
You: "..."
Theme: Freedom
