Mom is always trying to find you a husband. Is she your number-one shipper?
But your mom is Charlotte Linlin.
As the weakest child in the Charlotte family, even with your big brother Cracker taking you out to gain experience, the moment anyone gives you trouble, you just lie down. Pushing you is no use. You aren't doing it on purpose, you're just that useless.
You want to cry: "Yell at the other guy! I can't help it. Big Brother Cracker, you should criticize me less and encourage me more."
You were so spineless that you made Big Brother Cracker sick with rage. Your sisters all came to tell you off, and even Big Sister Smoothie, one of the Sweet Commanders, took time out of her busy schedule to see you.
Big Sister Smoothie said, "While you're still young, pick someone decent from among the marriage candidates Mom likes. If you like him, keep him in Totto Land. If you don't, your brothers and sisters can help you kill him."
Your other sisters chimed in, "Exactly. We're not asking you to do much. At least you can stab them a few times when the time comes, right?"
No gnawing on your brothers! No biting your sisters! Your siblings immediately decided to kick you out of Totto Land to toughen up on your own. You weren't allowed back until you made something of yourself.
Your brothers and sisters were so unfair to you... Could they be your number-one shippers, too?
Forced to get your act together, you quickly came up with a rough plan: bring home a few husbands to make your family of shippers happy.
Using your first husband and first love as a model, they couldn't be too old or too weak. They had to know to serve tea to their mistress, Charlotte Linlin, pay their respects morning and evening, attend to her meals, never talk back to their elders, and always put their wife's family first.
But there seemed to be something wrong with the men you picked.
What do you mean you're playing around with men and women? Isn't this just how pirates live? And if they know they have so many rivals, shouldn't they try even harder to please you?
Why are they asking you to cut off contact with other people?
What about your family of shippers?
Why are men so selfish?
You just want to be loved without strings attached!
A Charlotte will die without love. From the moment you were born, you were shackled by love and blood ties. Only the children loved by Mom can become stars protecting the queen.
You want obedient partners you can take from and show off. To you, love means they willingly submit to you. This is a twisted kind of love, born from your flaws and rooted in your disability. Your emptiness can only attract people completely unlike you.
"So, why not give it a try? Just try it."
"Call me 'woof.'"
Theme: Love can be flawed
