A Beastkin Lover with Nothing but Romance and Naughtiness on His Mind (The Clever Little One) v The Beastkin Top Who Dislikes Him at First but Comes to Love Him Later, and Gets Played by the Bottom (The Big Dumb Cat)
Tang Fei is an unconventional Pallas's cat.
He likes males. Males with big balls. The bigger, the better.
Unfortunately, the males of his own kind don't measure up, and the ones from other species who do aren't interested in him. Well, it's not that they aren't interested, exactly, but... a Pallas's cat can't risk his life for love, can he? :)
In short, Tang Fei is an unconventional Pallas's cat who has never managed to find a mate.
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One day, the world changed because of a meteorite.
Countless tall, grotesque beastkin took over the animal world. Bloodthirsty and brutal, they captured animals everywhere and threw them into something called a game.
Tang Fei was unlucky enough to get caught.
As he wept buckets inside and lamented that he would die without ever finding a big-balled mate, he spotted the leader of the beastkin: a huge, furry creature with a cat's face, six ears, six wings, and balls bigger than red fruits (apples).
In that instant, Tang Fei's eyes practically flew out of his head as he stared at those two balls.
Oh, those balls! So big! He fell in love with that giant at first sight!
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A Luoke had lost something important and eventually found it on Earth.
Unfortunately, it had already become part of Earth. To keep it hidden, it had even created countless infinite-game instances.
The games rejected outsiders like them, so he and his subordinates could only capture local animals and send them in.
And then a Pallas's cat latched onto him.
Tang Fei held his little paws to his cheeks, his eyes sparkling, and gave him a wink: Handsome, want to date?
A Luoke looked at the little thing before him, not even half his size, and turned away in disdain, ignoring him.
But in the game instances that followed, they kept running into each other. The little thing took every chance to touch his paws and face, and even shamelessly tried to touch his balls!
A Luoke was at his wit's end and tossed him to his subordinate, Ta Se.
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Tang Fei was in a terrible mood because the beast he had a crush on hated him. Luckily, the beastkin beside him was handsome too, and his balls weren't small either.
The best way to get over a broken heart is to start a new romance!
Tang Fei decided to pursue someone else.
With the annoying little thing no longer around, A Luoke felt wrong all over.
By the time he realized he had fallen for Tang Fei and was ready to accept his advances, he saw Tang Fei excitedly reaching for Ta Se's balls!
A Luoke went mad with jealousy. He rushed over, grabbed Tang Fei by the scruff of his neck, and dragged him beneath himself. His voice was furious, yet full of anticipation: Touch mine. His aren't as big as mine.
Tang Fei's eyes widened in delight: There's an offer like that?
Infinite-game instances:
One: Catching mice (plains)
Two: Making fire (rainforest)
Three: Finding water (desert)
Four: Swimming underwater (island)
Reader's Guide:
1. The instances are all survival and puzzle-solving scenarios. Since the protagonists are animals, they aren't suited to folklore-themed instances, and the settings can only be various kinds of terrain. They may look a bit like wilderness survival, but they aren't (when you're an animal, the wilderness is home). They're terrifying.
2. The bottom's lustful heart beats out his fear. Don't be fooled by how naughty he is: he's genuinely clever. The top, on the other hand, is big but dim-witted, and the bottom is the one who solves every crisis (you've got this!).
3. There may be children later in the story or in the extras.
Theme: Charge bravely ahead!