Did the Cat's Dream Come True?

Character setup: A kind, righteous but violent, illiterate calico cat, paired with a lustful, flashy white tiger who is cold to outsiders but treats getting beaten as a turn-on at home.

Blurb:

Su Li was a calico cat demon in the demon realm, with no gifted bloodline. He relied on nothing but his own body to become unbeatable.

One day, he crossed over into the human world and awakened his phantom cat bloodline without realizing it.

He had never dreamed before, but now he dreamed every day.

In his dreams, he could do whatever he wanted.

Then one day, Su Li discovered that his dreams had gained a crowd of strange cat subjects.

They looked like cats but didn't act like cats at all. They even liked walking upright.

What's more, they liked holding milk tea in their clumsy paws, swinging sticks around, and digging with shovels... The only thing they weren't interested in was the cat tree he had made.

Were these even cats?!

Su Li wanted to drive them away, but then he discovered that the grilled cold noodles, jianbing, barbecue, hot pot, red-braised pork, sweet-and-sour fish, and so on, that they made were delicious!

He also found that the immersive cinemas and gaming arenas they ran were pretty fun.

Since these cat subjects weren't completely useless, the Great Cat King decided to let them stay!

But these subjects really did love doing all sorts of strange things, turning his dream into a chaotic mess.

Su Li decided it was time to teach these disobedient cat subjects some manners!

A Letter to All Cat Subjects:

Hello, cat subjects. I am the master of this dream.

I don't care whether you're cats or humans in reality. In this dream, you are all my cat subjects.

As my subjects, you must listen to me, the Great Cat King.

First, I will not allow any cat subject to bully the weak.

Whatever disagreements you have in reality, you may not fight in the dream.

If a cat subject needs help, please contact the Calico Cat Sheriff, who I have specially appointed.

If even the sheriff can't solve the problem, then come to me, the Great Cat King, for a decision.

Second, I abhor all illegal and criminal behavior. Any cat subject who has escaped punishment in reality will be locked up immediately in the "Bad Cat Prison" if discovered. The Cat Warden will be in charge of everything.

Third, every night I will grant one cat subject the power to create.

Cat subjects who want this power should take part in the Cats vs. Plants game. The top champion will get the spot.

Please note that I will not allow cat subjects to create strange things, like those green, rotten, pointy-toothed, ugly things!

Of course, if you have a good reason to create something, convince me, the Great Cat King, and I will pick out a piece of land for you and create an enclosed building where you can create freely.

In short, you may not make things in public that disgust or annoy me and the other cat subjects.

Fourth, and most important of all: To the white tiger pretending to be a white cat, do not sneakily touch or lick me!

From the master of the dream, the Great Calico Cat King

Back in the demon realm, Bai Yuan would walk back and forth in front of Su Li with his head held high, trying his best to show his beloved calico cat his strong physique, imposing looks, and mighty presence.

The white tiger strutted around like a peacock: Su Li, are you attracted to me yet?

The calico cat fumed: Is this big idiot trying to provoke me?

So Bai Yuan got beaten up by the calico cat.

But to Bai Yuan, it wasn't a beating. It was affection.

In the whole demon realm, only he got to have his ears tucked into the calico cat's mouth and his nose petted by those soft pink paw pads.

And whenever he couldn't help licking the calico cat, the calico cat would puff up and beat him.

Even cuter!

After crossing over to the human world, Bai Yuan went through all sorts of hardships before finally finding the Su Li he had longed for.

He disguised himself as a white cat and entered Su Li's dream, pretending to be frail. He panted with every step and successfully won Su Li's attention and embrace.

The day his identity was exposed, he was beaten up by the calico cat, just as expected.

Bai Yuan transformed back into a white tiger and hoisted the calico cat onto his head, inviting him shamelessly: Li Li, if you're still mad, hit me again. I like it when you hit me.

Su Li bristled, his paw punches frozen halfway: You pervert!

2026.10.12

Reader's Guide: At first, our Great Cat King didn't know that those strange cat subjects were humans. He only wrote A Letter to All Cat Subjects after finding out.

Theme: When you're tired, take a good rest. The most important thing in life is to be happy.