On the first day of playing Beggar Simulator, Youna was adopted by an overbearing middle schooler.
"From now on, stick with me. I'll take care of you."
Youna was so touched. Was this a teammate sent by heaven?
But after spending just three days with him, she finally snapped on the fourth night, as she pulled fifty arrows out of her body.
"Go wander around by yourself! I don't want to play with you anymore! You use me as a shield every single day! We've only been together for three days, and I've died dozens of times! I'm almost done collecting the whole death encyclopedia!"
Youna was furious and decided to play alone after all. Teaming up really wasn't for her.
But the brat stubbornly followed her anyway. Through a series of mishaps, she got her hands on a "good thing" and used it on him.
But can someone tell her why this thing is real?! Isn't this a game?!
Youna: "Since we're already here, you're going to school. At your age, elementary school is all you're qualified for. I won't let you lounge around sleeping in my room every day!"
Sukuna: "Huh?"
And so six-year-old Sukuna put on his little backpack and went to school, while Youna's mom watched with tears in her eyes...
After taking some time to recover, Youna decided to keep playing the game. A freak accident could only happen once, surely it couldn't happen again! She absolutely refused to give up!
She had only just landed on the new map and hadn't even had time to check it when someone suddenly grabbed her by the throat. Once she got a good look at their face, she fell into deep thought.
Why was it another little brat?! And a Plus version, no less! She hadn't even read the original story! Was he an NPC shared by the whole game?!
Future skit 1...
When Sukuna and Toji, who had gone from elementary schoolers to high schoolers in a short time, saw the Plus version of Toji picking up admirers at a host club.
Sukuna: "I didn't know you had that kind of talent."
Toji: "That's not me. I'm not that old."
Plus Toji: "What do little brats know? Mature men are more popular with girls."
Future skit 2...
Youna, who kept playing the game and had become a high schooler for the nth time in the game: "I'm a beggar, you know. Is it really appropriate for me to be going to class here...?"
Two certain high school boys: "Then let's go have some fun. We know a great place."
A certain white-haired teacher, smiling without warmth: "Where do you want to go? Want to bring your teacher along? Hmm?"
White-haired high schooler: "Get lost, old man!"
Narrow-eyed high schooler: "You're not exactly young, yet you keep picking on girls. Bad uncles get arrested by the police, you know~"
A certain white-haired teacher: "..."
Was I really that annoying back then?
Reader's guide:
1. OOC warning, and all kinds of other warnings.
2. A story with everyone falling for the protagonist, multiple playthroughs, and parallel timelines. Two versions of the same person may appear at once, such as a high school-age Gojo and a teacher Gojo, or a younger Toji and a husband-and-father version of Toji.
3. A Mary Sue story, not a strong female lead. Pure wish fulfillment, so don't overthink it.
4. The original plot will not be followed.
Message: Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony.
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