I Went Viral by Hearing the Thoughts of Plants and Animals

[I'll start posting once I've got enough chapters saved. 0.6/300,000 words. The author is a writing machine, striving for 10,000 words a day.]

#Sweet on the surface but wicked underneath uke x aloof on the surface but pure-hearted seme#

The first day Han Su was welcomed back into his wealthy family, he heard the several pothos plants on the balcony whispering:

"The fake young master spent the whole night practicing his crying scene. He's planning to perform a tearful 'pear blossoms in the rain' routine to secure his position!"

"I'll bet five grams of nitrogen fertilizer the real one can't beat him."

The master and mistress of the house arrived to welcome him, accompanied by their eldest son and the fake young master.

Han Su smiled gently, beating the other boy to the punch before he could put on a show. His eyes grew misty with tears. "Will my brother have trouble adjusting to my return? Maybe I should stay in the dorm... It's all right. We're family, and I'll love you no matter what..."

The whole family immediately fell into a flurry of activity. His parents and older brother held him and comforted him, while the fake young master stood at the edge of the room, clenching his fist and unable to smile.

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After putting the whole family in their place, Han Su refused to inherit the family business and began livestreaming fortune-telling with his supernatural ability, claiming to be "a master's personally taught disciple."

The whole internet mocked him: "Another fake trying to ride the metaphysics trend!"

Until...

A parent joined the livestream to ask why her little girl kept having nightmares. Han Su heard the cactus on the windowsill say, "The person on the poster in the shop across the street gets lit up by a green light every night. It scares me half to death."

Han Su calmly replied: [An external evil influence is disturbing her soul. Starting at dusk, draw the curtains every day to keep evil spirits out. I'll also prepare a talisman for you. Yunda or SF Express?]

A female celebrity's villa was plagued by one paranormal incident after another. Han Su heard the hamster running on its wheel grumble, "I'm so sick of this. Can that stalker hiding in the ceiling hurry up and leave?"

Han Su announced loudly: [This isn't the work of an ordinary evil spirit. It's a case of 'a human demon spying in secret.' Go to a hardware store ten kilometers away and hire someone to inspect all the wiring and plumbing. Pay special attention to water leaks in the ceiling. I'll perform a ritual to fix the feng shui!]

A business tycoon's fortunes were in decline. Han Su heard the goldfish in the tank reveal, "This is so exciting! The chairman's wife and the vice president are working together to drain the company dry!"

Han Su frowned. [This isn't a matter of bad luck. It's a case of 'two yin forces stealing the treasury'...]

The haters: I don't dare say a word.jpg

The viewers: Wait, what?! Master, I get it now!!!

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Later, his fiance, who had been studying abroad for ten years, returned home.

His reputation wasn't great. Everyone in their circle said he was only reserved on the surface, but was actually a debauched wastrel who did nothing but drink and carouse.

The fake young master started trouble and tried to shift the blame: "He was your fiance to begin with, Brother. I couldn't steal your arranged marriage!"

Curious, Han Su arranged to meet him at a coffee shop.

The man showed up with a bouquet of Manta roses.

The two of them sat in silence, while the roses chattered away: "Why are your hands shaking? You memorized your lines for this meeting for three days... Don't tell me you've forgotten all of them?!"

Han Su looked up and saw a handsome face, ears flushed red, trying hard to look calm.

His heart suddenly began to race.

How was this guy a wastrel? He was obviously my sweet, innocent little husband!

#Everyone online is waiting for Han Su to mess up, but he becomes famous by hearing people's thoughts and even finds himself a husband#

#Fake young master: ? That's not how the script was supposed to go!#

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