[The King's Avatar] Hire a Pro Gamer

All pairings = Team Whistling Wind's Mouse has nothing to his name, but leaves Guangdong for Nanjing to play games. He's got a bit of a dream, but he's lazy too. Following Guangdong tradition, he wanders the night market in oversized shorts and flip-flops. On his way home, he runs into a furious woman yelling at a duck for being late. Woman: What took you so long?! Mouse: ? Wow, I can't believe my eyes. Wait, wait, don't pull me! Amitabha, I'm innocent! Woman: Ten thousand. Mouse: I wouldn't sell it for ten thousand! The woman's temper is unpredictable. When he turns her down, she suddenly sheds two tears and says, "Even you're bullying me." Mouse: ? All right, fine, I'll sell. The next day, the woman leaves, giving Mouse 10,000 in cash and telling him to brush up on his professional skills. Mouse is furious! Mouse is upset. A thieves' match turns into an all-out brawl. Old Lin asks, "Have you lost your mind?" Fang Rui says, "I can't make a woman cry." Whistling Wind's PR team says, "You had no trouble making me cry." Theme: BG pairings are the best!