No, if I write this, will it violate the second-level national law? I'm sorry, but I dare to write "Dream Girl", so please let me go.
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Sister: My ex-boyfriend was a tomb robber.
Xia Yan: Here comes the performance.
Sister: I also have an ex-boyfriend who plays e-sports.
Xia Yan: Do you like idle people in society?
Sister: Oh! My first love came from the Japanese police!
Xia Yan: Xiaori... Is living a good life.
Intention: Fall in love with a meal replacement brother.