(The ending was rushed, so I'm revising it. Read with caution!!!)
Fake gentle, frail-looking but actually a true demon king gong x cheerful, helpful little ray of sunshine shou
Yu Lanshan has a fiance to whom he was betrothed as a child. His fiance has a handsome face and an elegant, refined manner, but has suffered from chronic illness since childhood. Frail and sickly, he was once said to have no chance of living past twenty.
On the first night after their wedding, Yu Lanshan accidentally enters into a life-sharing contract with him. Looking at his husband, who can barely walk a few steps without gasping and seems so frail he might blow away in the wind, Yu Lanshan grows increasingly horrified.
When his sickly husband tries to pour tea, his fingertips barely touch the scalding teapot before Yu Lanshan snatches it away. “I'll pour.”
When his sickly husband tries to light incense, he reaches for the glowing coals, and Yu Lanshan anxiously says, “I'll do it.”
When his sickly husband tries to cultivate immortality, amateur Yu Lanshan takes the Marrow-Cleansing Pill from his hand and declares confidently, “I'll teach you.”
When his sickly husband is mocked, Yu Lanshan watches his brows droop sadly, rolls up his sleeves, and fumes, “You little punks, how many fathers do you have to act so cocky?”
Yu Lanshan has always thought his husband was a gentle, frail little thing who couldn't take care of himself. Then one day, a barrier fails and demons run amok. Yu Lanshan shoves his sickly husband aside and bravely faces his death. “Run!”
Then he watches his husband, who looked too frail to stand, struggle to his feet with his sword and slaughter the demons like chopping vegetables. A group of demon generals rushes over, kneels, and cries, “We welcome the Demon Lord!”
Yu Lanshan falls silent.
“...”
“Um, do you still want a wife?” Yu Lanshan asks, pointing at himself, his tone complicated.
(The author loves writing couples cuddling and being affectionate, but isn't very good at managing the plot... The story doesn't quite match the blurb, so please read with caution QAQ)
1. This isn't traditional, serious historical cultivation danmei. The language is fairly lighthearted. There may be words that don't sound very ancient, so please beware if that's not your thing!!!
2. It's sweet. The couple are clingy and love kissing and cuddling. I made up the plot as I went, so it might be pretty silly qwq
3. The setting is fictional, with all sorts of jumbled-up ideas. I made them all up, so don't take it too seriously~
4. The main couple stays together and isn't switched or reversed. This may not appeal to gong- or shou-focused readers. The couple is sweet and stays strictly monogamous.
5. I adore both the beautiful gong and the adorable shou. orz
6. The gong isn't a stoic type and isn't feminized. He likes using his looks to seduce the shou, and the shou loves it. (They won't switch or reverse, they won't switch or reverse, let's all shout together: this couple will never switch or reverse!!!)
Does anyone like cute little vampires? Please add my upcoming sweet romance, Would You Let Me Bite You?, to your reading list~
#The vampire prince wakes after years of slumber and discovers he has differentiated into an omega
Outwardly cold but actually possessive, lustful, top Alpha human gong x beautiful, proud and haughty (and fond of acting cute) vampire prince shou
1.
In the public imagination, vampires are a legendary race. Their blood carries the power of fallen gods. They are elegant, mysterious, powerful, bloodthirsty, and nocturnal.
Yu Mian is clearly an unusual vampire. He prefers sleeping to drinking blood.
While other vampires tease their blood slaves and drink their blood, he sleeps.
While other vampires hold banquets and compete to show off their strength, he sleeps.
While other vampires fight to the death over territory, he is still asleep.
He sleeps so long he loses all sense of time. When a fierce hunger in his stomach finally wakes him, he pushes open his coffin lid and discovers that the world outside has long since changed, and humans have even evolved six sexes.
Yu Mian: “...?”
What? What are Alpha, Beta, and Omega supposed to be?
Before he can figure out what's going on, the fierce burning in his stomach forces Yu Mian to find food.
Half-starved and dazed, Yu Mian wanders the street, when a strong scent suddenly draws him to the entrance of an alley.
It's an Alpha in heat. The scent comes from the blood-scented pheromones in his body.
Yu Mian obviously has no idea what's going on. He only knows that the human in front of him smells delicious.
His nose brushes the Alpha's nape. Dazed, Yu Mian quietly bares his fangs. “Human... you smell so good...”
“Can I... have a bite?”
The Alpha's expression is unreadable, his voice slightly hoarse. “Are you... flirting with me?”
2.
The boy before him has pale skin that seems unused to sunlight, gorgeous dark-red eyes, and exquisite beauty so striking it seems almost inhuman, like a mysterious, beautiful vampire from the legends.
He rubs his face against Jiang Xu's nape, cheeks flushed, mumbling incoherently about “blood,” “so hungry,” and “want to bite.”
As Jiang Xu hesitates, a rose-like scent wafts into his nose: omega pheromones. Only then does he realize that the person in front of him is an omega in the middle of differentiation.
His strange behavior isn't because he wants to drink blood. His mind is simply muddled while he differentiates.
Jiang Xu frowns and pulls the omega away by the back of his collar. He is about to take him to the hospital before the suppressants wear off when the omega in his hand suddenly lets out a few sleepy little whimpers
Then, right before his eyes, he turns into a tiny bat.
It's very small, like a baby, soft and fluffy as it nestles in his palm, like a little black plush keychain.
Jiang Xu: “?”
3.
It takes Jiang Xu a little while to accept that the little omega he brought home is a vampire.
Mini-scene:
On the nth day of being cared for.
Yu Mian buries his face in the covers, pretending to himself that he is hiding. To avoid going to a class with the Alpha, he turns himself into what he thinks is an ugly little bat. He never expected the Alpha to casually tuck him into his jacket pocket and let him sit in his palm through the whole class.
Yu Mian: (눈_눈)
On the nth+1 day of being cared for.
Yu Mian enters his heat and the Alpha forcibly gives him a dose of suppressants, so he can no longer smell the Alpha's sweet pheromones.
Yu Mian pouts, very unhappy, and secretly thinks to himself: Once I regain my strength, I'll make this Alpha my lowest-ranking blood slave.
A long-lost, sweet, rich scent of blood suddenly comes from the kitchen. The Alpha calls out, “Mianmian, come here.”
Yu Mian changes his tune at once and dashes to the kitchen. He cups the Alpha's cut finger and sucks and licks it earnestly. After eating his fill, he doesn't forget to say sweetly, “Thank you, big brother~ I like you best~”
On the nth+2 day of being cared for.
Yu Mian and his owner begin an epic romance between human and vampire. But every time they kiss, Yu Mian secretly uses his sharp fangs to cut the Alpha's tongue for a little treat.
Until one day, the Alpha refuses to kiss him. Yu Mian angrily asks why, and the Alpha tells him that the place Yu Mian cut during their last kiss turned into a mouth ulcer and hurts a lot.
Yu Mian guiltily looks away, and stops asking for kisses for a while.
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Theme: Those who give others warmth must not be left to freeze in the snow
Finished with flowers. . I stayed up until 5:30 to finish reading [Loading] and felt helpless when I went to the toilet without any paper. . . Can it. . Fill in the holes and then finish... Don't just trick me into killing me, okay? Is this considered bad? Is the protagonist at the end of this chapter really the same as the previous chapter? It starts to be lighthearted and humorous out of nowhere [loading][loading]What is the character's motivation? The trap I buried before said that senior sisters and brothers level up quickly, and then what? The inexplicable abuse points are written to death, even if they are written, it is fun, right? [Loading][Loading] Well, the little couple are very cute, I really felt like I was spitting out blood when I saw this. .
Congratulations on finishing (it's very late, I'm sorry [crying]) I haven't been to Jinjiang very often, and I just started making up classes on the day you finished. It will be finished, don't worry, no one will lose their rice [Red Heart] I wish you a happy day, academic advancement, everything goes well, and the writing of new articles is like divine help [Fireworks] [Fireworks] Little Couple 99
[Please] [Please] [Please] Thank you for the red envelope, but no need. The author will just adjust the status and fill in the pit after a while.
There are still four chapters left, I want to see how you are going to make it [angry]
"Not only has he kept it hidden from himself..." It really catches the author's eyes~
Great baby! It's finally finished. I'm looking forward to the next one ww. I actually feel that the story line could be a little richer. I really like the character design of the young couple! But it's the first time I've written an article like this and it's already great [red heart]
After reading it, I suddenly became speechless [Lie down]
In fact, at first I thought the plot would be similar to the script
Ah! Is it all going to end... I feel a little reluctant to leave it [hugging my thighs]
It's such a beautiful baby. I can't get enough of it. I've been stocking up for a while and came back to read it. I finished it in a while and it's really annoying.
Finished with flowers. . I stayed up until 5:30 to finish reading [Loading] and felt helpless when I went to the toilet without any paper. . . Can it. . Fill in the holes and then finish... Don't just trick me into killing me, okay? Is this considered bad? Is the protagonist at the end of this chapter really the same as the previous chapter? It starts to be lighthearted and humorous out of nowhere [loading][loading]What is the character's motivation? The trap I buried before said that senior sisters and brothers level up quickly, and then what? The inexplicable abuse points are written to death, even if they are written, it is fun, right? [Loading][Loading] Well, the little couple are very cute, I really felt like I was spitting out blood when I saw this. .
Congratulations on finishing (it's very late, I'm sorry [crying]) I haven't been to Jinjiang very often, and I just started making up classes on the day you finished. It will be finished, don't worry, no one will lose their rice [Red Heart] I wish you a happy day, academic advancement, everything goes well, and the writing of new articles is like divine help [Fireworks] [Fireworks] Little Couple 99
[Please] [Please] [Please] Thank you for the red envelope, but no need. The author will just adjust the status and fill in the pit after a while.
There are still four chapters left, I want to see how you are going to make it [angry]
Yay! Finished scattering flowers [spreading flowers][spreading flowers][spreading flowers]little couple 99[cat head]
"Not only has he kept it hidden from himself..." It really catches the author's eyes~
Great baby! It's finally finished. I'm looking forward to the next one ww. I actually feel that the story line could be a little richer. I really like the character design of the young couple! But it's the first time I've written an article like this and it's already great [red heart]
After reading it, I suddenly became speechless [Lie down] In fact, at first I thought the plot would be similar to the script
Ah! Is it all going to end... I feel a little reluctant to leave it [hugging my thighs]
It's such a beautiful baby. I can't get enough of it. I've been stocking up for a while and came back to read it. I finished it in a while and it's really annoying.