Yingying got curious and opened the bag belonging to the girl she loved. She thought she might find something embarrassing to tease her about, or some little secret that would bring them closer. Instead, she found herself touring an exhibition titled "How My Family Was Destroyed."
The girl laughed as she told the story, and Yingying listened through her tears. At the end, the girl said to her, "I only have you now. Thank goodness I still have you..." Oh my god, who could possibly withstand that?
Pay attention. This girl is called Hongxian.
Pay attention. This boy is called Xiaobao.
Two poor souls, both shot through the chest by an arrow, met at the window where souls queued to be reborn. Granny Meng let out a long sigh. "Did you two get a group discount on your causes of death?"
So, during the long wait in the line for reincarnation, the two little ones began comforting one another and huddling together for warmth. One had died in the power struggles of the jianghu, the other in a fight between immortals. This time, they decided to team up and be reborn! In their next lives, they would turn each other's tragedies into happy endings!
Pay attention. This product is called Village Bully.
[Product type] Large white goose with glaring eyes
[Production date] When the young master was still in split-crotch pants
[Service life] A goose's lifetime
[Main functions]
- During Shao Donggua's childhood: buttocks pressure-resistance training instructor (It bites. If you aren't strong enough to fight back, protect your butt.)
- During Shao Donggua's adolescence: martial arts and endurance coach (It chases. As companionship becomes a habit, my steps grow lighter, while yours grow more and more unsteady.)
- During Shao Donggua's young adulthood: lecturer in the philosophy of life and death (It teaches. It gives its life to teach me one final lesson, called "Farewell.")
[Free gift] One unhealthy goose egg that will hatch a light in the darkness
*Includes a crossover with characters from Ne Zha.
*The CP is obscure and unconventional, and every chapter is different.
*Just as the title says, I write whatever I dream up. Please mind the content warnings.
*There are many personal headcanons. Apologies for any out-of-character moments.
Theme: Internet addiction is harmful
Aunt Han is disgusted, the bitterness of secret love, our young boss is very big-hearted 🥺