I'm an office drone who works hard from nine to six, and I've noticed my boss is a little strange. He keeps staring at me with those eyes of his.
Isn't there some trend lately about gloomy, creepy male ghosts? My boss kind of seems like one.
Haha, just kidding. I'm an office drone, but I'm not boring (though I can be sometimes). At the beginning of the year, I brought home a black-and-white cat. Compared to my friend's crazy little beagle, the cat is pretty well-behaved.
But lately, my cat has been acting strange.
Sneaking into the closet to sniff my clothes like crazy.
Making biscuits on my chest and meowing in a sickly-sweet voice.
Holding its tail high and rubbing its face against mine, asking me to pet it.
I stared at my black-and-white cat, with its black curtain bangs and a huge black mole on its nose, and fell into deep thought. Then I went online for help.
"My cat has stopped wrecking the house lately. Is it depressed?"
A commenter said it was time to get the cat neutered...
I nodded and checked the calendar, ready to take it in to get its balls removed.
But lately, my boss has been giving me that strange look again...
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I'm a domineering CEO with an impossibly handsome face, and I've spent eight years secretly in love with someone. I've tried seducing him, being direct, following him, and keeping tabs on him... Lately, I'm barely holding back. I'm afraid I'll lose control one day and pin him down at the office and ride him.
So I'm planning to take him by force: contracts, a villa, chains, bodyguards...
But who could have guessed that I'd wake up one morning as his cat?
I buried my face in his clothes and sniffed his scent like crazy.
So good.
Then I climbed all over him, openly kneading his chest.
So bouncy.
I pinned his hand down, licked it, and begged him to pet me.
So good.
It wasn't until I saw my reflection in the glass that I started seriously wondering if my husband had an ugly-cat fetish.
What an ugly cat.
Should I get some plastic surgery?
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Meow is a cat, but not an ordinary cat. That's right, meow is a classical-style little cat.
Meow woke up one day to discover that after doing parkour day in and day out, meow had finally cultivated a human form. Looking at the strange, spacious mansion, meow froze and started thinking.
But a new storm has appeared. How can little meow stop moving forward?
Meow, meow, how delightful!
Meow got down on all fours and started doing parkour. After two laps, meow fell flat on meow's butt, wondering how meow could have fallen with such an agile body.
Oh no, oh no. Meow is a little strange after becoming human.
But one day, after falling asleep and waking up again, meow found that meow's graceful, agile body had returned. Then meow looked down...
Meow's balls were gone!!!
Meow is speechless before all the elders back in the old country.
And meow doesn't know that thanks to the video of meow's owner asking for help, meow has become a viral cat. Meow has been turned into energetic little videos and even submitted to an ugly-cat bot.
This is a gong-focused story.
Please don't read if it's not your thing.
Theme: Cats heal people's hearts.