Honey, I Really Didn’t Want You to Retire

It's probably a comedy (

Yu Jinyan is just as proper as his name suggests. Too bad he studies media.

His awful advisor assigned a project: create an account on a certain platform for the final, get five-digit views, and use any means necessary.

Watching his classmates post without a care for their loved ones, Yu Jinyan's heart skipped a beat. Fine, I'll go all out too.

He used his ex-boyfriend to write a post:

[When I liked you, you weren't famous yet. Now you're famous, and I don't like you anymore.]

Post. Turn off his phone. Go to sleep.

The next day, he woke up to his phone vibrating like crazy and 99+ WeChat messages.

The top three trending topics read: #Qi Yuzhi secretly married##Qi Yuzhi's sister-in-law##Qi Yuzhi is so in love##What a beautiful sister-in-law#

When he opened them, he found screenshots of the post he'd made the night before going viral across the internet. Netizens had not only dug up his eight-year relationship with Qi Yuzhi, but were also searching everywhere for the "sister-in-law."

He opened the trending topics and saw the screenshot of last night's post displayed among a grid of juicy gossip.

Yu Jinyan, who had already broken up peacefully with him: (pinching his philtrum).

Would people throw eggs at him if he went outside now? As Yu Jinyan was trying to disguise himself before leaving, someone rang his doorbell. He peered through the peephole, then nearly passed out. Wasn't that the guy at the center of the trending topic?

Qi Yuzhi knocked on the door with a suitcase in hand.

"Baby, so you broke up with me because you minded my career. I've left the industry now. Let's get back together."

Yu Jinyan: ...Help.

1. Tentatively one-on-one, a crowd-pleaser. The bottom is unfaithful, the top is faithful. A naturally awful bottom and a devoted childhood-friend top.

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