My Master Is Poisonous

The first story in the Master-Disciple series, "After Becoming the Master of a Rebellious Disciple," is complete.

The second story in the Master-Disciple series

Blurb:

Xuan Yi was arguing with someone over who would help an old lady across the street against the red light. The next second, they were both sent flying by law enforcement.

Xuan Yi: "..."

The System that had egged her on: "Nice."

Xuan Yi went berserk on the spot and yanked the System out. "Sending you straight to heaven counts as doing a good deed every day."

System: "What?! Damn it!"

There are women who've perished alongside their Systems, but no one has ever seen a madwoman capable of reducing a System to ashes.

At an interstellar alliance friendly match, she "accidentally" wiped out everyone as soon as she appeared.

Her opponent: "Which mental hospital did this lunatic escape from?"

Xuan Yi pulled off her disguise and grinned wickedly. "Your daddy came to fight you for the chance to help an old lady cross the street."

Her opponent fell silent.

Her opponent spat blood.

The friendly match instantly turned into a grudge match, and all the contestants started fighting at the slightest provocation.

The instigator, Xuan Yi, made a token attempt to stop them. "That's enough, stop fighting."

"You're not going to kill anyone fighting like this!"

The others: "Come fight me if you've got the guts! Come on!"

Xuan Yi laughed. "That's the first time anyone's asked me that. I'll grant your wish."

Later, Xuan Yi managed, all by herself, to "persuade" every contestant in the brawl to stop fighting.

The others weren't convinced.

Without another word, Xuan Yi rolled up her sleeves and gave them another vicious beating.

Then they were convinced.

They hadn't even gotten back to their feet, but a third finger had already sprung up, and the whole place was full of people cursing.

Xuan Yi felt that her disciple had been strange since childhood.

All the snakes on Snake Star liked to drag their tails, but her disciple insisted on learning to walk like a human.

The snakes on Snake Star reached adulthood at eighteen, but her disciple was only asking her at that age, "Master, what is the Vegetarian Stage?"

Xuan Yi: "The stage where you eat vegetables."

Her disciple believed her.

But he still fell in love too young.

"Master, if I like someone, how do I make them understand my feelings and accept me?"

Xuan Yi: "Lick them, steal them, force them, take them, snatch them."

Her disciple fell silent.

"What if I can't snatch them?"

Xuan Yi, who always stood up for her disciples, decided to help him steal the person he liked. But as she went about using those methods, Xuan Yi realized they were all being used on her...

Xuan Yi fell silent.

Xuan Yi was shocked.

Her disciple was rebelling against her!

Fine, very good. Everyone's rebelling together, are we? She slapped him twice in return. Let's all go crazy together.

An Yi: "Master said that if you like someone, you have to snatch them. Even if they turn to ash, you have to snatch them."

His System: "Nice."

Fine, if we're going crazy, then let's all go crazy together.

This is a madcap, unconventional comedy about an unconventional master who never plays by the rules, a group of disciples who always do, and a villain who tries to do good deeds every day, all constantly getting in one another's way.

* A master with an unusual way of thinking vs. a scheming but obedient, well-behaved disciple

Note:

The second of a three-part Master-Disciple series. The style is wacky, hilarious, and irreverent, with everyone collectively losing their minds whenever anything happens.

A touch of ensemble cast and meme jokes.

* Female master, male disciple, younger man, one-on-one romance.

* The heroine is human but doesn't act human; the hero is a snake but doesn't act like one.

* Slow burn. The romance begins later in the first volume.

* A future world with many original settings, set in the world of the Absolute Submission series.

Three volumes: Games, Academy, and Immortals.

Come on~ Come on~ Let's all have some fun together, let's all go crazy

Theme: May everything you long for come true