God Simulator

[After painstakingly refining your work, you have created a fantastical world. You are the ruler of this world, the god of all things!]

[The full-immersion game "xxxx," with 100% pain and 100% realism, is officially opening its closed beta! Please draw your players!]

[Player selection complete. The first wave of closed beta players, 5/5, has assembled and is waiting in the login lobby. Please grant them divine skills!]

In the blink of an eye, you appear in an endless, pure-white login space. Facing five surreal players who are either trying to squeeze a bear bigger or stretch a dick longer, all howling like mad and shouting, "Holy crap, this is so realistic!" you nearly bite your fingers off trying to keep your mouth from twitching.

Well... never mind. They think you’re just an ordinary tutorial GM.

Theme: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm