The Mean Girl's Guide to Harry Potter

Severus Snape could hardly imagine why he had students like these.

Arya Seville and Ranna Alexander.

A Slytherin and Ravenclaw pairing.

Snape thought his own school days had been lonely enough. He only meant to send these two students down to the dungeons to skin toads and calm down.

Then he spent the entire night outside the door listening to the two young witches go from a friendly discussion about Dumbledore to Buckbeak, Hagrid's hippogriff.

...Of course, they also brought up the other four houses.

They spared no one.

Arya: My best friend is Ranna. I swear it on all her grades.

Ranna: I swear my best friend is Arya. She can drive a pink tractor.

Hi, friend. If we're weirdos, I mean, that's okay too. Friends are the family we choose, no matter where we are, what we're interested in, or which paths we choose.

We'll always be each other's very best friends.

Dedicated to the memory of Arya and Ranna.

Content warnings:

1: Both characters have flaws.

2: Friendship is the most important thing and comes first.

3: I think the overall tone should be lighthearted and cheerful.

4: Can't say, can't say, can't say.

Theme: Sisterhood between communist housemates