Each One Worse Than the Last

Me: Yushen Jiang. One meter ninety tall. White hair. A master of scams on the streets of neon and nightlife, with a silver tongue on par with Loki from the Avengers. Thanks to my incredible command of the field and attention to detail, I've been crowned the internet cafe's greatest random player seven years in a row. A monster of details, a god of one-on-one matchups. I made my own fortune while still young. No car, plenty of money, and both my parents are dead. Other than being tall and occasionally killing some weird things, I have no flaws. I've spent years on the black streets and am one of the unlicensed, unregulated masses. Then some uncle told me I was a jujutsu sorcerer. He enthusiastically invited me to enroll at Jujutsu High and let slip that exorcising cursed spirits could earn me a huge bounty. He'd even get me registered as a resident. So I went. On my first day, I suddenly realized that the familiar-looking dude in class, with his little round black sunglasses, seemed to be the sucker I'd tricked into giving me free Kikufuku for a month, crepes for two months, and ice cream for three months by pretending to be blind a few years ago. I didn't do it on purpose!!!! Gojo Satoru meets his female counterpart, who dotes on him and grants his every request. So what does she really think of him? Gojo, the young master, ponders it over and decides she must be in love with him. After all, everyone loves him, flowers bloom when he passes, he's handsome, charming, and powerful! Gojo Satoru: Yushen definitely loves me! Suguru Geto thought his best friend was the absolute pinnacle of unreliability, until one day his friend's female counterpart showed up, treating him with a puzzlingly warm enthusiasm. But!!! Can you please stop talking about rich-woman pleasure toys and the eighteen ways to use a condom every other sentence? Suguru Geto: I thought Gojo Satoru was the best of the best, but Yushen is every bit as extraordinary. The heroine is a sly schemer. Multiple love interests! Theme: Defeat white hair with white hair.