My Wife Is Ridiculously Good at Staying Alive

After Ye Qingdu snatched five of his jobs in a single month, Toji finally flew into a rage, stormed up to her, and yelled, "Have you got something seriously wrong with you?" At that moment, the striking woman had just stabbed a still-wriggling curse to death with her sword. She answered airily, "If you're ugly, you should read more. If you're useless, you should train more. Boys should take good care of themselves when they're out and about. You're so scrawny I'd kill you with one punch." Scrawny. Kill him with one punch. Toji: ??? With a perfectly straight face, she earnestly suggested that a weak, helpless pretty boy like him, who couldn't handle anything, was only fit to stay home and freeload until he died. The most he could do was marry a dependable woman, like her. For a long time after that, whenever Toji thought about it, he got so angry he felt like dying. When he heard that the woman had been struck by lightning on her way somewhere and ended up in the hospital, he hurried over to mock her. But Ye Qingdu, lying in her hospital bed, looked at him in confusion and asked, "Excuse me, who are you?" Well, well. His nemesis had amnesia. A godsend! Pretty boy, was it? I'd kill you with one punch, was it? The Heavenly Restriction Tyrant wept and snottered as he told Ye Qingdu how she'd spent all his money, cheated on him, found herself a new pretty boy, then abandoned her husband and child, utterly bereft of morals. You steal my jobs, I'll spend all your money! Toji thought viciously. Ye Qingdu furrowed her brows, solemnly reflected on her mistakes, handed over her bank card, and said with tender affection, "Darling, isn't the money I earn meant for you to spend?" Toji Zenin: WTF? Also known as: "I Turned My Archenemy into My Wife" "Three Sentences That Made My Wife Spend 500,000 on Me" An amnesia-and-chasing-your-wife-to-the-crematorium story where he never manages to win her back A massive stock-picking event If you can beat me, I'll take your surname Warnings: Megumi's mom is not in the picture here. Toji is the original Toji, just after leaving the Zenin clan. This is an alternate timeline, and he's a terrible person for the first 40 chapters. If the characterization goes off the rails, I'll rewrite it. Not recommended!!!! Theme: Even when surrounded by darkness, you should still make your way toward the light