Jiang Meng died seven times.
As the cultivation world's greatest villain, he never managed to defeat Long Aotian, the chosen one, in any of his seven lives. Every time, Long Aotian ran him through the heart with a single sword thrust.
As his soul scattered for the seventh time, Jiang Meng finally understood.
If he couldn't beat Long Aotian, then he'd have a child with him.
He would make Long Aotian's own son send his father to his grave!
Reborn for the eighth time, Jiang Meng infiltrated the human realm from the start and kidnapped Long Aotian, who had only just left the beginner's village, back to his rabbit's den in the demon realm.
He locked him in chains, straddled the young man, perked up his snowy-white rabbit ears, and viciously grabbed him by the collar:
"Stop struggling! Today, I will humiliate you thoroughly. The harder you fight, the harder I ride you!"
Long Aotian froze for a second.
Scared now, are you?
Even Long Aotian would have to submit to his might!
The next second, Long Aotian silently wound the chains around his own wrists a few times.
Jiang Meng: ?
Is something wrong with his head?
After that, Long Aotian's gaze grew stranger and stranger.
Every day, he said things like, "Demon, I swear I'll never submit!" and "I stand against all evil!" But he secretly went along with Jiang Meng's advances.
With righteous fury, the other man declared, "Demon! Even if you hold me while we sleep every day, I will never submit!"
Jiang Meng gave a cold snort.
He didn't want to be held? Then Jiang Meng would hold him!
The other man gritted his teeth. "Demon! Even if you kiss me a hundred times every day, I will never submit!"
Jiang Meng gave a cold snort.
He didn't want to be kissed? Then Jiang Meng would kiss him!
The other man's eyes reddened. "Demon! Even if you sit on top of me every day, swiveling your hips and calling me husband, I will never submit!"
Jiang Meng gave a cold snort. He didn't want him to call him husband? Then Jiang Meng would climb on top of him and call him husb
Wait, something wasn't right.
Long Aotian looked furious, but his eyes clearly said, "Get on."
Jiang Meng: ...
Was this bastard ordering off a menu?
A year later, Jiang Meng finally got his wish and had a baby.
Long Aotian's seed really was exceptionally gifted.
Having achieved his goal, Jiang Meng cut through the chains. "Get lost. In ten years, you'll die."
Xie Fengsheng grabbed the chains and cried indignantly, "It's over already? If you've got the nerve, keep humiliating me! I won't submit!"
If you won't submit, then don't submit. Why are you locking yourself up again?!
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Xie Fengsheng, a university student, transmigrated into a xianxia novel as Long Aotian, the protagonist of a classic cultivation story.
Before he could figure out what was going on, he found himself lying in the villain's lair, his hands and feet locked in chains.
A dangerous situation from the start? No, please!
Just as he was about to break free, a gorgeous beauty with disheveled clothes and flushed eyes climbed onto his waist, glaring at him angrily:
"Even if you scream until your voice gives out, I still won't let you go today!"
Xie Fengsheng froze for a second.
Then he silently put the chains he'd already unlocked back on his wrists.
Come on!
Ravish me all you want!
Don't hold back!
Message: Protect small animals, starting with yourself.
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