I Took Down That Straight-A Lunkhead

[Complete] Ruffian, shameless, silly-dog top × tsundere, violent, later develops a certain addiction, Dragon-Pride protagonist bottom Gu Yang transmigrates into a Dragon-Pride novel, becoming a good-for-nothing who drifts through the martial world. He spends half his life being a pushover, until one day he finally sees the light: He’s going to conquer the world! Unfortunately, Gu Yang never studied when he was young and just muddled through life as an adult. His cultivation is pitifully weak. He’d be hard-pressed to conquer a chicken coop, let alone the world. So Gu Yang decides to choose a different target: He’s going to conquer a man who has already conquered the world! By a stroke of fate, Gu Yang joins the greatest sword sect under heaven. The moment he looks up, he sees... Damn! His senior brother is none other than the original novel’s Dragon-Pride protagonist, who cultivated the Emotionless Way, became a god in five years and an immortal in three, and has countless admirers! The whole world’s harem has secretly fallen for his senior brother, and they’re all itching to make a move. Gu Yang clenches his fist in secret. Conquer the Dragon-Pride protagonist, and you’ve conquered the world! He waits in secret for his chance, and finally, one day, he and his Dragon-Pride senior brother fall into an illusion. An illusion they can escape only by absorbing amorous feelings... His senior brother glares at him, coldly threatening Gu Yang: “Take your clothes off.” But when his senior brother sees his manly physique, he fails to react at all. Meanwhile, Gu Yang is full of energy. As the illusion grows ever more treacherous, his senior brother grits his teeth and finally gives in. His eyes are bloodshot. He removes his clothes and shuts his eyes. “Make it quick.” Gu Yang didn’t tell his senior brother that he was a real bastard. His senior brother never imagined Gu Yang could be this perverted. When it’s over, his senior brother gets to his feet, limping. He presses a cold sword to Gu Yang’s neck, furious. “I’ll kill you!” But the Dragon-Pride protagonist loses his balance, his legs give way, and he faints. Gu Yang ponders this. So this is the right way to conquer the world: sleep with the man who conquered it until he passes out! From then on, Gu Yang diligently competes with the heroine for her role in the story every day. During an illusion trial, he beats the heroine to his senior brother and scoops him up to run. When someone drugs him and puts a curse on him, Gu Yang snatches the heroine’s bowl and downs it in one go. When the love poison takes effect, he proactively starts stripping. “Don’t be afraid, Senior Brother. I’ll help you.” Unfortunately, his senior brother cultivates the Emotionless Way. His heart is as hard as glass, and every time he pulls his pants back on, he acts like nothing happened. After tormenting each other for years, they assume they’ll never be able to make things work in this lifetime. Until one day, Gu Yang is about to have his soul scattered while saving his senior brother. His senior brother remains expressionless. “It’s just as well you’re dying. Now no one will know about us.” Gu Yang dies with regrets, never seeing the other man shed a single tear. * Reborn, the Dragon-Pride protagonist has become an Emperor of the Immortal Realm. Gu Yang no longer dares provoke him. He just wants to keep his secret identity hidden and stay alive in obscurity. By chance, he hears that the Dragon-Pride protagonist has still been thinking of him all these years... The kind of thinking where he wants to tear him limb from limb. Gu Yang quietly takes a sip of tea and continues keeping his head down. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get to keep it up for long before his senior brother catches him and locks him away. The Dragon-Pride protagonist approaches step by step, his face dark and his gaze seemingly ready to hack him to pieces. Gu Yang assumes he’s as good as dead. But in the next moment, the man straddles him, wraps his arms around his neck, and looks at him with reddened eyes and a trembling voice. “Junior Brother... I want you.” Gu Yang freezes. What happened to the Dragon-Pride protagonist? Why is he clinging to Gu Yang’s waist and crying? ◆ One hundred ways to humiliate a Dragon-Pride protagonist ♂ ◆ A straight man’s tightness really is unmatched [PS: I like couples who are evenly matched. The top will have a growth arc, and the story focuses mainly on romance.] ■ Content warning [Very important]: The top is a swaggering ruffian, and the bottom is tsundere, hot-tempered, and quick to hit people. Readers who prefer a certain characterization should take note before diving in~ I like all the characters I write equally. Please make your choice of whether to read rationally. This is the preview blurb for "The Dragon-Pride Protagonist Once Bore a Child for the Villain" Chu Zhao has a gentle and charming husband. His husband is mild-mannered and considerate. Every night when Chu Zhao returns, he massages his shoulders, does the laundry and cooks. He even makes sure everything is ready before they share a bed, and keeps him occupied all night long. They’re deeply in love and have supported each other for ten years. They’ve even raised a chubby little baby together. One day, Chu Zhao awakens to the truth: he’s living in a Dragon-Pride novel, and he’s the villainous Demon Lord everyone wants dead. And the virtuous husband sleeping beside him is his sworn enemy, the novel’s chosen protagonist. Ten years of love were nothing but an illusion, one in which they’d lost their memories. Chu Zhao looks at the gentle, smiling man nestled in his arms and the little one clinging to his neck, lost in thought. That’s right. He and his archenemy have a child. Chu Zhao: ^_^ Can they still get divorced after enjoying a happy home with a wife and child? Unfortunately, he doesn’t get the chance to divorce before the Dragon-Pride protagonist abandons his husband and child. Overnight, his gentle, virtuous husband becomes a cold and aloof immortal lord. Without sparing Chu Zhao even a glance, he sweeps away with a flick of his sleeves. So his own child won’t starve to death, Chu Zhao has no choice but to take the hungry, bawling baby and set off in search of his husband. After scraping through all kinds of hardships, Chu Zhao finally manages to sneak into the immortal lord’s presence with the child. But before he can even get settled, someone exposes him in front of everyone. The members of the immortal sect panic. “Chu Zhao? What’s this demon doing here?!” Killing intent fills the hall. The immortal lord sits alone in the highest seat, looking down at him with a strange expression. “Demon, what exactly do you want?” Silence fills the hall. Hundreds of eyes turn toward them. Chu Zhao picks up the baby and earnestly points at the immortal lord’s chest. “Your milk.” The story probably starts with the villain and the Dragon-Pride protagonist falling into an illusion, having a child, and spending a wonderful time together. Then, after they leave the illusion, the bottom forgets everything. The villain top raises the child, while the Dragon-Pride protagonist bottom wakes up every night in shame because his leaking milk has soaked his clothes. Chuunibyou villain top × Dragon-Pride protagonist bottom Tentatively planned as a top-focused novel A sweet little story about mutual pampering Theme: Love smooths the sharp edges of the fierce and helps the immature grow up