[Genshin Impact] A Bird-of-Paradise Cultivation Handbook

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Coming soon: "The Fictional History of Rex Lapis." Please add it to your collection!

1 (Complete): Akademiya Campus Arc (Son gives Dad a voice and rewrites the bad ending)

2 (Complete): Collei's Flower-Dream Arc (Great Sage Haitham x Kaveh, the Lord of the Manor)

3 (Complete): The Room You Can't Leave (Akademiya Haitham x Kaveh, the Academy's top scholar)

4 (Complete): Pregnant and Transmigrating Seven Years into the Future (Falcon Haitham x Bird-of-Paradise Kaveh)

5 (Complete): Mending a Broken Relationship (fake AI ex-boyfriend x lonely architect)

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One day, Kaveh suddenly asked Alhaitham on a whim, "Do you think we'd still be lovers if we transmigrated to another world?"

Alhaitham calmly closed his book and looked into his eyes. "An unverifiable hypothesis is no more than wishful thinking. Dwelling on it won't do anything but invite needless worry."

Kaveh smiled at him. "So, would we?"

Alhaitham: ...

"We would."

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Anonymous question: How do I grow a Bird of Paradise from scratch?

The renowned Rtawahist scholar Tighnari answers:

First, you need a plump, healthy seed. Then follow the steps: soak it, let it sprout, plant it in soil, and water it. The soil's mineral content and pH must meet strict requirements, and the water used to moisten it must also be carefully selected. The daily amount of sunlight must stay within the prescribed range. Bird of Paradise plants are very delicate, so you must take good care of them throughout the growing process. Good luck!

Anonymous question: What if my seed was already dried up from the very beginning?

Tighnari: Then add a little magic of love. After all, this is Sumeru, the land of grass. Perhaps a miracle will happen.

Many years later.

Anonymous question: Thank you. My Bird of Paradise has bloomed.

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Acknowledgments from "An Analysis of the Ancient Script of the Deshret Civilization" (excerpt):

The language of Bird of Paradise flowers is [Unwavering companionship, freedom, happiness]

Kaveh, I hope you will always be free.

Last time, you accused me of failing to show even the most basic appreciation for ceremony. Even now, I stand by my view: my feelings for you do not need ceremony to prove them.

Of course, if you insist, then...

I love you.

[Reader Advisory]

1. A die-hard Haikaveh fan wrote this to satisfy myself. Apologies for the out-of-character writing.

2. Feel free to enjoy the ship in a friendly spirit and leave comments.

3. Extras will be posted from time to time.

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*For my completed Haikaveh and Alhaitham x Cyno stories, see my profile:

"A Bird of Paradise and a Peacock Swap Lives"

*Coming soon: "The Fictional History of Rex Lapis." Please add it to your collection!

Blurb: "I have no desire to rule, yet I know the suffering of all living things."

After Morax had conquered the last stretch of scorched earth, he gazed at the ravaged land and the graves of his fallen comrades, and remained silent for a long time.

Thus the Archon War drew to a close, and the land of Liyue could finally look forward to peace

Just as he was discussing plans for recovery with the other adepti, a cannonball landed in front of their tent.

Dense swarms of insects and starships blotted out the sky. The Emanator of Destruction unleashed a calamity, a cancer upon all worlds.

To protect the people, Morax had no choice but to absorb that Stellaron into himself. He used every last drop of his divine power to erase Teyvat's traces from the universe.

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Someone once sensed Morax's power of Destruction and asked, "Are you a follower of Destruction?"

Morax's lips curved faintly as he denied it. "No."

He joined the Interastral Peace Corporation and set off an economic war through trade. In just half a year, he was promoted to a P45-level executive.

Someone else asked, "Do you believe in Preservation?"

Morax neither confirmed nor denied it. He merely caressed the strange coin in his hand.

Later, he helped the Xianzhou wage war against the Abundance, earning a glance from the Aeon [Lan].

An onlooker suddenly understood. "So you've embarked on the Path of the Hunt."

Morax opened his eyes, golden pupils glowing faintly. He looked toward that region of nothingness in the galaxy. The steam rising from his tea obscured the emotions in his eyes.

The Path?

Countless intertwining roads and the struggles between various factions were nothing more than another Archon War.

He had said long ago that he had no desire to rule.

Yet the people of the universe were also trapped in a living hell.

Then let the "Archon War" continue. The only difference was that his opponents had changed from archons to Aeons.

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Many years later.

The name of Rex Lapis Morax's divinity became renowned throughout the universe. Everyone celebrated the tale of the Lord of Geo saving all living beings from suffering.

One fictional historian after another rushed forward

"They say Nanook personally asked the Lord to come out of seclusion!"

"And Oswaldo Schneider from the IPC's Marketing Development Department. I heard he tried to sell his way to the top, but still lost to the Lord."

"The Aeons of the Hunt and Abundance even fought over the Lord!"

"..."

When faced with rumors that had grown too outrageous, Morax, who had taken the mortal name Zhongli, once tried to set the record straight. In the end, all he got was this reply:

"Do you know more about Rex Lapis, or do I?"

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When the Trailblaze anchor point landed on Liyue's soil, their guide was an idle man who loved drinking tea and listening to stories.

Trailblazer: "Are you the IPC executive, God of Precious Gold?"

"Yes."

Trailblazer: "Are you the one who protects Rex Lapis for the Xianzhou?"

"Yes."

Trailblazer: "Are you Mr. Mo from the tavern?"

"Yes."

Trailblazer: "Are you Morax, who wields the power of Destruction?"

"Yes."

Trailblazer: "..."

The man across from them smiled. "No one can stop Akivili's footsteps. And Aha, I imagine they've left the Astral Express by now, haven't they?"

Trailblazer: "Just how many secret identities do you have?!"

Zhongli poured them a cup of new tea from Chenyu Vale and gazed toward the horizon. He answered softly, "Allow me to introduce myself again. I am Zhongli, a consultant at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor."

Theme: Knowledge is the crown of time.