The Lord God Returns to the Haunted School After Losing His Memory

[Instance Three complete] The whole story is written and ready to read~

Leng Ning was admitted to a mysterious university.

It's a four-year program with guaranteed job placement, perfect enough to sound like a phone scam.

The school has a lot of strange rules, and they keep changing with each instance:

1. Do not enter the library at midnight. If you absolutely must go in, make sure to bring a firearm.

2. Don't slack off on group projects, especially if you're studying Instance Cleanup. Slacking off could get your classmates killed.

3. Do not tell NPCs that this school exists.

4. When socializing with students from other schools, do not discuss this school's courses.

Yet among all these ever-changing rules, one has remained constant in Leng Ning's student handbook since time immemorial: Do not date a hopeless romantic.

Every ridiculous school rule has an equally ridiculous story behind it.

A senior in his club gazed deeply into Leng Ning's eyes as he explained, “You know, a hopelessly lovesick senior once blew up the school for his beloved.”

Leng Ning began to find the school more and more bizarre.

During club recruitment, he and the new students were thrown into the library. At midnight, an eerie bell rang, and a host of unwelcome visitors appeared in the library...

The students scattered in terror. A teacher watching from the sidelines was lamenting the poor quality of this year's intake when a blood-soaked figure kicked the door to pieces.

Leng Ning, who had slaughtered his way through the place, looked in confusion at the sword rubbing up against him. “I don't know. It just flew into my hand.”

For a group project, the F-rank instance Leng Ning designed automatically rose to S-rank after it went live.

Monsters from countless tiny worlds came running when they heard the news: Guys! Our long-lost master is back! Scaring people can wait. We're going to work in our master's instance!

In the instance, Leng Ning stared blankly at the monsters rushing toward him. “I don't know. They kept saying something about bonds and charged right at me.”

For an event with another school, all the students were packed into an apocalyptic battle royale instance. Everyone formed teams on their own, and Leng Ning tagged along with a top-ranked team.

The team included a medical school ace who dissected zombies with a scalpel, a gloomy art student who could wipe out a horde of zombies in an instant, and a double major in computer science and math who was basically a human GPS...

Leng Ning: What did I do to deserve this?

When they fought their way to the finish, the Zombie King saw Leng Ning and fell to his knees, trembling.

Medical school ace: From today on, I'm following you.

Gloomy art student: It can't be wrong. You're my long-lost boss.

Human GPS: I knew it. You're my sister-in-law.

Leng Ning: ...

There's something weird mixed in among you lot.

Leng Ning focused on clearing instances and taking down scumbags, but a certain someone followed him around every day like a persistent dog.

Leng Ning: “Why are you following me?”

Yi Guang gazed at him tenderly. “Do you believe in love at first sight?”

Later, after they regained their memories and their secret identities were revealed, Yi Guang kicked away the “beauties” surrounding Leng Ning and squeezed through the crowd, asking pitifully, “Honey, when are you going to make our relationship official?”

Leng Ning looked at his former lover and rubbed his forehead helplessly. “First, explain what that hopeless romantic who blew up the school was about.”

The onlookers and the villains were all crushed: What! You mean those two are together again?!

Later still, Yi Guang opened his palm, and the code of the entire universe flowed through it.

Then he knelt on one knee and crowned his deity with countless stars.

“I will defy my core programming to love you.”

Also known as: Strange Tales of an Infinite University, After Creation, Code Is Not Allowed to Become Sentient

[Before You Read]

1. Arrogant, bold, and endlessly flirtatious, with an extreme case of lovesickness × an expert at training dogs, irresistible to all, and a seasoned wolf in sheep's clothing

2. Includes a secondary couple

Theme: Love one another and grow together