On the Compatibility of Sorcerers and No Longer Human

The entertainment world is in an uproar.

The stunning boy band "404" has burst onto the scene, and the members' backgrounds are a mystery:

Gojo Satoru, a stage presence with the explosive power of a nuclear bomb. Side effect: his cursed energy can go berserk and bring down a gymnasium.

Dazai Osamu, world-weary and lazy. His passive skill, "No Longer Human," specializes in putting unruly Gojo Satoru in his place.

Gin, more practiced at cleaning his gun than thrusting his hips. He looks at his bandmates like they're targets to eliminate.

Kakashi, with a privacy screen for his Make-Out Paradise. His remarks are always dancing on the edge of what can be broadcast.

Oikawa Toru, the embodiment of volleyball grievances, constantly roaring, "Give me back my training gym, you bastards!"

Their manager slams the table and yells, "I signed you to promote idols, not use superpowers to demolish buildings! Especially you two, "

His trembling finger points at Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu:

"Gojo, get your out-of-control cursed energy under control! Dazai, from today on, you're his personal 'nullifier' partner! Twenty-four hours a day, stay less than 10 centimeters apart! For world peace! Get close!"

The whole internet is in an uproar: Aren't these two famous rivals from Tokyo University?

Back then, one blasted a hole through the laboratory building with cursed energy, while the other showed off his nullification powers. Whenever they met, they traded insults:

"Are Dazai-chan's bandages wrapped around his brain?"

"Are Gojo-kun's Six Eyes just for show? Can't you see how annoying you are?"

In front of millions of livestream viewers, Gojo Satoru pulls Dazai close with one long arm and pins him hard against the backdrop wall. His silver hair brushes the bandages, his breath hot:

"Dazai-chan's 'nullification' still makes me furious and puts me at ease."

The comments explode:

Is this wall pin just an excuse to settle a personal grudge?

That sexual tension is killing me!

Rivals-to-lovers, and now they're married?

Gin quietly wipes his gun. "Keep pushing this ship and I'll shoot you."

Kakashi walks by holding Make-Out Paradise. "Paid content. Not for kids."

Later...

One question in the interview script reads: "What's the thing you most want to do to the other person?"

Gojo stares at Dazai's lips and tugs his tie provocatively. "Make you cry and beg for mercy."

Dazai takes the opportunity to wrap his bandages tightly around Gojo's throat, straddles his waist, and smiles. "Funny... I want to see you suffocate."

Theme: Life is worth living