Who Do You Think You're Rejecting? [Jujutsu Kaisen]

You're a player who loves a good fight, and you've downloaded the game Jujutsu Battle RPG.

The game developers say: In this game, you'll enjoy the ultimate thrill of combat, fighting from the beginning to the end.

Wow, what are you waiting for? You jump right into the game.

*

Your cursed technique is called "A God's Love."

When you confess your love to someone and they reject you, you can shout this line:

"Do you even know whose love you're rejecting?! A god's love!"

Then you'll enter God Mode, with hand-to-hand combat skills stronger than Toji Fushiguro, cursed energy greater than Satoru Gojo, and cheats that outclass Ryomen Sukuna. Of course, it doesn't last long: just five minutes per use.

That's fine. Short and sweet is cute, and you're not going to complain about your technique.

What a great skill for a player who loves a good fight!

You grin, flashing a row of white teeth:

If it doesn't last long, just confess to more people! Start with a modest goal: confess to twenty people every day!

*

Your first day at the school as a new student.

You dash into the men's bathroom at Jujutsu High.

You pound on a stall door and shout:

"Listen up in there! I don't care if you're Gojo or Geto! Anyway, I like you. Let's get together!"

After half a minute of dead silence, Nanami walks out of the stall with an expression that says he'd rather be dead.

He makes no attempt to hide his feelings:

"Jujutsu Sorcerers are all garbage."

*

Our student, underclasswoman, and classmate seems to be operating on a whole different level.

That's what the teachers and students at Jujutsu High think.

Satoru Gojo, still shaken: "During our last combat exercise, I told Izumi, 'I won't go easy on you.' She looked at me without expression and said she liked me."

Then she carried him off in a princess carry to find Shoko!

Suguru Geto, his bangs drooping: "During our last mission, the auxiliary manager misjudged the cursed spirit's grade. I told Izumi to be careful, and she suddenly dropped to one knee in front of me and asked me to marry her."

Then the Special Grade Cursed Spirit turned into a cursed spirit orb in half a minute. The person who defeated it handed him the orb and asked if it would make a good centerpiece for an engagement ring.

Kento Nanami: "On our last shopping trip to Tokyo, Izumi stopped five men and sixteen women along the way, handed out thirty-six roses, and said 'I love you' seventy-four times."

Yu Haibara: "Speaking of which, there was a black-haired man with green eyes who actually said yes after she confessed. Izumi punched him in the face. Then I think she said... 'What right do you have to accept a god's love? Start over!'"

Shoko, cigarette between her lips: "...Well, even if Izumi is weird every day, at least..."

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You've finished a battle.

You blissfully exit God Mode.

Suddenly, you remember the character affinity list you've never opened since the game launched.

Wow! So you can max out everyone's affinity without even playing through their story routes?!

A story inspired by a random idea. It should be pretty short, around 300,000 words or so.

Theme: Let's pretend there's a strong, devoted love here.