This Isn't Right, I'm Just a Little Tentacle

I met a very handsome young man.

I heard someone call him Zhongli.

I think I fell in love with him at first sight.

I greeted Zhongli, and he smiled at me.

He must like me too.

I was so happy.

So I showed him my beautiful tentacles.

Why did his face turn so unpleasant?

I never expected that I, a little tentacle, am a thousand years old.

And the first person I ever fell for has such terrible taste.

But no one is more handsome than him.

So I decided that if his taste is a little bad, then so be it.

I'll change his taste eventually.

(clenches fist) I'm working hard to correct my boyfriend's taste today, too!

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