[Football] Merge to Become a Football King

[A system that awards points for sleeping with people. Characterization has changed a little. CP undecided.]

Blurb:

Gavin Ferguson has blue eyes like a husky and is tough enough to stub his toe on a doorframe without changing expression. He's been obsessed with football since childhood.

Unfortunately, he has plenty of passion and works hard, but he lacks talent. Everyone in his family tells him to give up, but he refuses.

After yet another coach tries to talk him into quitting, Gavin swears to God, "Give me a little talent! I'll do anything!"

God really answers his prayer.

[Are you really willing to do anything to gain talent skills?]

Gavin's eyes light up. "Yes, yes! Anything!"

[Including sleeping with men?]

Gavin: ...

I need to think about that one.

Later, he discovers that it wasn't God answering his prayer. A System had dropped from the sky.

The System calls itself the easy-mode guide for the game "Top Footballer Simulator." Unlike normal mode, here you don't need to train to earn talent points. You just have to sleep with football stars.

Gavin: But I'm straight.

The System says nothing, and tosses out several skills: [Van Persie's diving header] [Ronaldinho's elastico] [Carlos's thunderous free kick] [Beckham's curling free kick]

Gavin's eyes go wide.

It's just sleeping with a guy! Fine, he'll do it. He can sleep with men for the skills!

System: [They're the ones sleeping with you :)]

Gavin: ?

Can I take that back now?

The System rejected his request to change his mind and dumped him into bed with the star from the tutorial.

Two hours later, Gavin was aching all over and about to start cursing when he suddenly saw a new golden skill in his skill slot. All at once, his back stopped aching and his butt stopped hurting.

Gavin: Let me sleep with them! I can keep going! I can sleep with eight stars in one go!

The System smiled faintly. [You don't have that many slots yet.]

Gavin: !

If I don't have them now, does that mean I will later?!

Now he has no joy in sleeping with football stars in his eyes, only a burning desire to draw skills and become the king of football.

And so the mediocrely talented Gavin Ferguson begins his journey of selling his ass (crossed out) for football star skill cards and leveling up.

Goal: Become the king of football!

Thanks to Lazy Cat for the outrageously awesome idea! (*^o^*)

Theme: Finding yourself