I Transmigrated into an All-About-Me Fanfic

Blurb:

Jing Yan is a Chinese-German mixed-race footballer with stunning looks and incredible skills. With billions of fans around the world, he's widely recognized as football's most beloved star.

The night before the World Cup final, a teammate sends him a link to a novel.

[A Liang]: I was reading The Academy's Shared Black Moonlight (All Jing Yan) on Jin O Literature City. You should check it out too~

[A Liang]: The ultimate bottom-lover fic. Highly recommend!

Jing Yan: ?

What even is a bottom-lover fic?

He clicks the link. Instead of a blurb, the first thing he sees is the author's bold, highlighted warning:

1. The author's tastes are complicated: an ultimate Jing Yan bottom-lover, and a devoted Jing Yan fan.

2. Main ships: All Jing Yan, Liang Yan, and Jiu Yan. No breaking up couples, no role reversal.

3. Pack omega warning, omega pretending to be an Alpha warning, huge impa warning.

3. Weak plot and amateur writing, just smut, smut, smut.

Jing Yan: ???

When did fanfiction evolve into something he couldn't understand? What are All Jing Yan, pack omega, and huge impa?

Then Jing Yan transmigrates into the novel.

Completely clueless about the plot and setting, he's running all over school in the throes of an omega's super-intense heat, when he runs straight into the school's Alpha bully, Attack 1.

"Why are you running around again? I told you, you can't get away here."

Jing Yan looks up and meets Li Yaoliang's smiling, peach-blossom eyes.

A familiar face! A brother!

Before he can say a word, the other boy reaches out, holds the back of his neck, and whispers in his ear, "Baby, you're so forward today."

...Baby?

Jing Yan's knees go weak, and he nearly hits the floor.

A pair of hands catches him.

"Where's the muzzle I gave you? Why aren't you wearing it?" Jiang Jiuli, Attack 2, a fatherly type with a cool, chaste face, pinches the soft flesh at Jing Yan's waist.

Jing Yan: ?

?????????????

What the hell? Author, your characterization is way off!

After that, Jing Yan also runs into...

Attack 3: Mo Fang, written as a crazy thrill-seeker

Attack 4: Jin Yi, a smiling snake and the hidden boss

And Attack 5: Ji Xuan, who's all, "I hate how the moon shines on everyone but me."

Heaven knows how jarring it is when Jing Yan's goofy teammates whisper sweet nothings to him and act out tragic love stories.

Then he discovers...

His teammates seem to have transmigrated into the novel too.

Then to hell with following the plot!

We can fake the kissing, biting, and sex, can't we?

But when he suggests they "pretend to advance the plot," his teammates are completely uncooperative. They either pretend to be pitiful and say they're hurting, or use the plot as an excuse to kiss and bite his gland, get handsy, and grind against his waist.

"Uh, am I the only one who cares whether we can get back?"

"...Wait, what are you doing? Don't pull my belt!"

"Ahhh, please! If we get out now, we can still be friends!"

It isn't until Jing Yan is pushed into a room during heat and all his teammates show up, gazes dark with desire as they release their pheromones, that he realizes the truth: his teammates have been lusting after him for ages.

Jing Yan: Stunned.jpg

So I'm the only straight guy on the team.

Notes:

1. Extremely indulgent characterization, a major expansion of the Jing Yan series.

2. Lots of snark, with comedy one moment and smut the next.

3. Our Jing Yan is ruggedly handsome, with a mixed-race face, and is recognized worldwide as a handsome man.

4. The bottom is straight and the team's moonlight, but Liang is the endgame top in this book.

5. For related character details, see the neighboring book, [Football] Crowned in Glory (if I ever finish revising it).

Theme: Finding yourself.