[Western Crossover] Can a Foodie Dragon Maid Have a Love Rivalry Too?

I'm a dragon, but I can't breathe fire, use magic, or fly, and I don't have a mountain full of treasure and gold coins ...

But I can eat a lot!

So I kidnapped the princess who was the best cook in the world,

and made her cook delicious food for me every day.

The hero pointed his sword at me and said, "You're the most pathetic dragon I've ever seen."

Then he stole the roast lamb the princess had just made for me,

and took the princess too.

I was so angry that the hero killed me.

Then I was reborn in a perfect new world where I didn't have to chew on black bread every day.

To get delicious food, I applied to be a maid at all kinds of places.

With strengths like immense strength, hard work, no need for a salary, an empty head, and tough skin, I became every employer's favorite maid.

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Employer number one is Daisy, a poor princess who's secretly rather gloomy. There's also a silly boy who climbs over the wall at the same time every day to sneak a feel of my tail. [The Great Gatsby]

Employer number two wears a mask and has a mysterious palace in an underground theater. Every day, he sings strange, cheesy songs, and even uses his singing to insult me. He says some really filthy things. [The Phantom of the Opera]

Employer number three is a playboy with black hair and blue eyes. He has countless children. Besides the four at home, someone shows up every day to claim him as their father. Mr. Alfred, the butler, is very kind to me. I carefully hide my tail just so I can sneak a few of his little cookies.

Employer number four wants me to secretly protect his younger brother, a death-seeking detective who tests the limits of mortality every day. So I use my tail to knock all the suspects unconscious and dump them in the trash can by his house. The detective scowls and threatens to send me to jail.

Huh? What's prison food? Is it tasty?

Employer number five is a large organization. They ask me to keep an eye on their weapon of mass destruction. Later, the weapon of mass destruction is so dumbstruck by me that it starts making delicious meals every day. The organization sends me to Stark Industries to work as a cleaner, and do a little undercover work on the side.

Employer number six owns a big farm. I help harvest corn every day and eat popcorn. Her son isn't from Earth. His eyes glow red, and he can carry me around while flying and give my tail a massage. Hee hee, he's the best human I've ever met!!!

There are also employers number seven, eight, nine, and ten.

Humans are such fascinating creatures. Besides making delicious food, they really like my tail.

Burp. I'm full. Time to sleep.

When I woke from a long sleep, I stretched.

My former employers all came looking for me, staring at me with red eyes and squeezing my tail hard.

Wait! I'm a dragon!! Dragons and humans are biologically incompatible!!!

[Reading Tips]

★ A one-sided, everyone-loves-her story. Separate endings, so don't pick a favorite.

★ First-person narration. The dragon has no name, but you can call her Long.

★ The dragon is a bit dim and only knows how to be direct.

★ There is OOC, and lots of it.

[The blurb was screenshotted and saved on July 1, 2025.]

Theme: Eat, sleep, and be a maid.