A full-dive game called Jujutsu Love Simulator appeared out of nowhere.
The game’s developers claimed it would give players the most realistic and sweetest romance.
Sakamoto Nashio, who wanted to try it out without spending a cent, had the worst possible start.
The System randomly dumped her in a deserted village, where one of the romance targets killed her ten times over.
“...”
It was realistic, all right, but she hadn’t found any sweetness in it.
She was reporting them for false advertising.
After her faith was shattered, the player reflected on her mistakes and lost her romantic streak.
After quickly spending a fortune to max out her stats, Sakamoto Nashio opened the game again, swearing to beat the NPCs into the ground.
Why bother with romance when she could conquer the world?
#The player smirks, and your fate is uncertain#
#Bow before the player’s invincible strength, weak NPCs#
A certain King of Curses loves wearing women’s kimonos.
Player: Buyout.
A certain Six-Eyed Divine Child gets his head blown off with one strike.
Player: If you’re really dead, I’ll dance on your grave.
A certain black-haired fox defects and becomes a crab-leg boss.
Player: Go work a sewing machine.
A certain tyrant entrusts his child to someone and dies.
Player: You don’t want to lose every bet on the horses down there, do you?
A freewheeling “fourth calamity” story.
The female lead has a very low moral threshold and is chaotic neutral. If you can’t handle that, please check the tags yourself.
OOC warning.
Everyone has a one-sided crush on the female lead. She’s a late-stage chuunibyou with nerves of steel. No CP, but she’s adored by everyone.
The game won’t become reality, but the love-triangle chaos never ends.
Theme: Pleasing yourself comes first
