Jujutsu Sorcerer Romance 100% Simulator

With an esper for a father and a sorcerer for a mother, Shingu Ayato was the beloved child of two legendary defectors. For the first eighteen years of his life, he always thought he was as ordinary as they came.

His biggest problem was that his childhood friends were a little weird. Weirdly perverted.

...That is, until one night he woke with a start and found himself confronted by a weepy dating-sim System and a whole crowd of ex-boyfriends.

The ex-boyfriends could wait. First, the strange System had implanted strange memories in him. And so Shingu Ayato, who had never been in a relationship, became a womanizing virgin cursed with romantic debts and surrounded by one-sided crushes.

...And because he wanted to abandon his lovers, he was trapped in a world that wasn’t his.

All he could do was clasp his hands together and pray fervently to his real childhood friend: Kusuo A-Doraemon...! Please do something!

[First playthrough: The Sorcery Emperor Development Plan]

[Second playthrough: My Presence Is So Low That I’m Covered in One-Sided Crushes ↑↓]

[Undecided]

[To Keep My Childhood Friend from Becoming a Monkey-Extermination Warrior, I Can Only Spend My Life with His Best Friend]

[To Keep My Childhood Friend from Becoming a Monkey-Extermination Warrior, I Can Only Spend My Life with Him]

[After My Childhood Friend Became a Demon, My Childhood Sweetheart and I Became Pure-Love Warriors]

[Seeing How Great My Childhood Friend Has It as a Demon, This Time I’ll Become a Demon Instead]

[The Sweet Everyday Life of Ordinary Me, My Childhood Sweetheart, and My Childhood Friend]

[As a Senior, I Don’t Want to Be Caught Between Two Juniors]

Of course sorcerers aren’t sparkling pure-love warriors. The moment they part from their lovers, even if they’ve long prepared themselves for it, they can’t help but “curse” them.

Even if they lose their memories, even if you’re an “ordinary person” separated from the abnormal by a pitiful barrier, burdened with so many love curses from sorcerers...

Shingu Ayato, you have no choice but to become a god.

Once you’ve chosen to reach out, there’s no escaping now.

Ayato-kun.

Content warning:

(Opening and reading this story means you acknowledge that all characters are out of character, have nothing to do with the original works, and that this is a pure wish-fulfillment story told from the protagonist’s first-person perspective, written wherever the author’s imagination takes them.

If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, please leave right away and send the author a plane ticket, so there’s no chance of accidentally being traumatized by the author again in the future.

Let’s bow to each other, acknowledging that we are both normal human beings with morals, good manners, and the ability to think for ourselves.)

A crossover of Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., and a band series. Everyone is out of character. It’s a brainless wish-fulfillment story. I just want to write a story where everyone is happy. My take on the dating simulator. Everyone is an adult, and the characters have been adapted. Almost every character will get a route. The top probably won’t take part in the main plot. Some routes may let the main plot unfold on its own, while others may solve it at the source.

Theme: If it suits me, then everything is good.