Nobody Told Me This Was the Original Story!

[A quick-witted, unconventional immortal-sect shou x a demon lord gong who just wants to lie flat]

Cheng Bujing read a melodramatic fanfic in which the universally adored shou was forced into relationships by all sorts of men, tortured in body and heart, and had one child after another.

When he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the tragic, universally adored shou, and was bound to a terrible seduction System that forced him to follow the plot.

His master affectionately patted him on the head.

System: “Wonderful! Your yandere master has taken a liking to you. Tomorrow, he'll tie you up and ravish you in the hot spring for three days and three nights.”

So Cheng Bujing burned down the hot spring overnight.

His senior fellow disciple smiled at him.

System: “Wonderful! You've successfully caught the attention of your obsessive senior brother. He's about to concoct aphrodisiacs for you.”

So Cheng Bujing sneaked out at night and pulled up his senior brother's precious medicinal herbs to feed to the pigs.

The Demon Lord Yin Jiuming passed by and glared at him.

System: “Run! He cultivates the Heartless Dao. You can't win him over.”

Cheng Bujing: Wonderful! He's the only straight man. I need to stick close to him!

After that, Cheng Bujing was on tenterhooks in the immortal sect, but let loose among the demons, becoming a complete oddball in the cultivation world.

After accidentally turning the “only straight man” gay too, Cheng Bujing was left with no will to live, waiting for a love triangle showdown. Instead, he discovered everyone was cheering and grateful to the Demon Lord for offering himself up to “the demon.”

Only then did he realize that in this world, everyone but him and the Demon Lord was completely straight.

Cheng Bujing: No! Nobody told me this was the original story!

To outsiders, Demon Lord Yin Jiuming is a bloodthirsty fiend, but all he wants is to be a lazy fish and research how to lie flat with dignity.

One day, a little oddball latched onto him. The other was just too cute, and managed to budge his heart of stone.

From then on, there was a stumbling block in the path to lying flat. The little oddball urged him every day to work hard and unite the world.

What could he do? He liked him, so he spoiled him.

Later, Yin Jiuming had a problem. He didn't know how to tell Cheng Bujing that no one but him was lusting after Cheng Bujing's body.

He also didn't know how to tell Cheng Bujing that men can't get pregnant.

Reader's guide: A wholesome, silly little sweet romance, both men are devoted to each other, and everyone else is just there to help them along.

Theme: Reject lying flat and strive for success