[Super clingy bottom with incredible fighting skills x Gentle top who's good at everything]
[Both transmigrate, each other's first love]
After being struck by lightning, a genius junior disciple from the cultivation world transmigrates into Mu Yunqing, a young entertainer in the entertainment industry who's mired in scandals and has a negative EQ. Everyone hates him, flowers wither around him, and everyone seems to have a grudge against him.
Faced with a flood of insults, the junior disciple doesn't panic at all.
If you can solve it with your fists, it's no problem.
His half-brother acts all sweet and innocent while being vicious underneath? Knock him down!
His former teammates take turns stirring up trouble? Knock them down!
His rivals gang up to mock him? Knock them all down with one hand!
The junior disciple makes a name for himself with his fighting skills and becomes a regular on the trending list:
#High-octane fight scenes with no stunt doubles#
#Man kicks a thug and breaks his ribs#
#Mysterious light-footed martial artist appears on city streets#
#Young heartthrob defeats a modern martial arts heir with one move#
Later, his cold-blooded younger brother begs to be his disciple through tears, former sworn enemies crowd around him, and online haters suspect Mu Yunqing has been possessed.
Junior disciple: How could you say that isn't true?
The only thing that leaves him at a loss is meeting someone who's far too good to him, and who looks more and more like his senior brother from his past life.
Junior disciple: Impossible. My upright senior brother would never get struck by lightning!
Chu Feng is a popular actor in the entertainment industry. He and Mu Yunqing became bitter enemies after Mu Yunqing mocked him as a nepotism hire.
But one day, for no apparent reason, they make peace and appear together on a friendship variety show.
The audience expects a moving story of brotherly affection, but instead they see--
The wealthy young master who's supposedly so unsuccessful he'd have no choice but to go home and inherit the family business is aloof and distant around everyone else, but gives Mu Yunqing everything he wants.
And Mu Yunqing, who usually radiates dominance, suddenly turns into a little rice cake. When he gets sick, he wants Chu Feng to feed him medicine. When he can't sleep, he wants Chu Feng to soothe him. When he gets tired from walking, he wants Chu Feng to carry him. Every day, he clings to Chu Feng, acting cute and gazing at him with adoration.
The audience: So this is socialist brotherhood???
Reader's guide: Both are strong characters, and the senior brother isn't just a background character. At heart, it's all about the couple being affectionate. Readers with strong character preferences, proceed with caution.
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Coming soon: "Nobody Told Me This Was the Original Story!"
[Unconventional immortal sect bottom x Demon Venerable top who just wants to lie flat]
Cheng Bujing read a trashy fanfic. In it, the universally adored bottom was forced into relationships by all kinds of men, abused in body and mind, and had one baby after another.
When he woke up, he'd transmigrated into that tragic universally adored bottom and been bound to a useless System that forced him to follow the plot.
His master affectionately stroked his head.
System: "Great! Your yandere master has fallen for you. Tomorrow, he'll kidnap you and spend three days and three nights fighting you in the hot springs."
So Cheng Bujing burned down the hot springs overnight.
His senior disciple gave him a smile.
System: "Great! You've caught your obsessive senior brother's attention. He's about to make aphrodisiac powder and feed it to you."
So Cheng Bujing pulled up his senior brother's precious medicinal herbs overnight and fed them to the pigs.
The Demon Venerable Yin Jiuming passed by and glared at him.
System: "Run! He cultivates the path of ruthless indifference, so you can't win him over."
Cheng Bujing: Great! He's the only straight guy. I need to stick close to him!
From then on, Cheng Bujing was on edge in the immortal sect and let loose among the demons, becoming a strange flower in the cultivation world.
After accidentally turning the "only straight guy" gay too, Cheng Bujing resigned himself to the impending confrontation between his suitors. Instead, he found everyone cheering and thanking the Demon Venerable for offering himself to the "demon."
Only then did he realize that everyone in this world was completely straight except him and the Demon Venerable.
Cheng Bujing: No! Nobody told me this was the original story!
To outsiders, the Demon Venerable Yin Jiuming is a bloodthirsty fiend. All he wants is to be a lazy fish and figure out how to lie flat in style.
One day, a weird little guy starts following him around. He's just too cute, and he manages to move Yin Jiuming's heart of stone.
Now there's a stumbling block on his path to lying flat. The little weirdo keeps urging him to work hard, improve himself, and conquer the world.
Well, what can he do? He likes him, so he'll spoil him.
Later, Yin Jiuming has a problem. He doesn't know how to tell Cheng Bujing that no one besides him is after his body.
He also doesn't know how to tell Cheng Bujing that men can't get pregnant.
Reader's guide: A silly, sweet story about a devoted couple who only have eyes for each other. Everyone else is there to help them get together.
Theme: Gold will always shine.
Hahahahahaha, the ending is so funny
Posted it back hahahahahaha
Tsk, this kind of person is really disgusting
I read this chapter with mixed emotions. This mother is simply the epitome of a very typical type of woman. This cheap brother is not too stupid. In short, this is fine, so be it 🍉
Not seeing each other for one day is like three autumns. Rounding it off, I owe three years of updates. [Make me healthy]
I would like to ask quietly: Will you also write stories about the original person entering the world of cultivating immortals? (Manual dog head)
The letter girl begs the author to update the fifty chapters (with pictures)
These people seem to have a bag on their head
It made me laugh so hard that I turned into a fisherman! Just five pounds blindly
2026.05.18Thank you for free