Yun Huaming is a frail modern college student who faints at the sight of blood, gets winded just walking, and considers climbing two flights of stairs her limit.
After collapsing and dying during a campus run, she opens her eyes in a place full of ancient charm. Before she can figure out what's going on, someone shoves a knife into her hand.
The eunuch in front of her gives a sinister laugh. "Go kill the crown prince."
She follows his finger and sees a man on a raised platform, dressed in fine silks, with sword-shaped brows and bright eyes. He's incredibly handsome... but that doesn't matter.
What matters is that he's holding a great bow. He has just shot a tiger, and eight hundred strong, well-built imperial guards surround him.
Yun Huaming starts to topple backward again. "...Who? Me? I'm supposed to kill him?!"
*
Song Heyu, the crown prince of the empire, has faced one assassination attempt after another since birth.
He assumed it was because of his exalted status. Then one day, he suddenly realized he was a villain NPC in an ancient-style game.
It took him only two short years to go from stunned to calm.
No matter how skilled the assassins were, he simply wouldn't die. Even when riddled with arrows, he could get right back up.
He couldn't even feel pain.
Over time, he went from fearing death to longing for it, but he never got his wish.
Until one day, a palace maid with guilt written all over her face shakily handed him a cup of tea so thick it could pass for gravy.
He hadn't even drunk it, and she was already close to fainting from fear.
He drank the idiot maid's idiotic poisoned tea. He planned to tease her as usual before chopping off her head, but the next moment, he, who was immune to all poisons, was poisoned.
He!
Was vomiting blood!
For the first time in his twenty years of life, he felt pain.
Shoving a whip into the maid's hands, Song Heyu cried out in delight, "Come on, whip me!"
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When her assassination attempt is discovered, Yun Huaming thinks she's doomed.
But the villainous crown prince suddenly rushes over like a madman and begs her to whip him.
Yun Huaming is about to cry.
Mom, I transmigrated and ran into a lunatic!
Screenshot dated 2026.5.29 as proof
Theme: Long live understanding.