Rehabilitating Corrupted Swords Begins with Catching Cats

I'm a cat yao from Northeast China. To earn foreign currency, I went to work in the Land of Cherry Blossoms as a Saniwa. Then, hoping to make even more money, I took over a corrupted Honmaru. Who knew that under the influence of my demonic power, all the corrupted swords would turn into cats and flee into the mountains!

My first task now is to catch all the runaway cats. But who knew every single one of these little bastards would be an "extraordinary luxury cat"...

Damn it!

I'll make these corrupted sword cats learn some cat manners! No whining, no crying, no wrecking the house, and they'll let me pet, hug, and kiss them!

Reader's Notes:

1. The heroine is based on a black-and-white cat and speaks in a strong Northeast Chinese accent. Her behavior as a cat is completely absurd. [Come on, she's a black-and-white cat, cut her some slack.]

2. First-person narration.

3. Inspired by cat-washing videos on a certain video site. Let everyone experience the power of "extraordinary luxury cats"!

4. The corrupted sword cats have no manners from the start, but by the end they'll all become genuinely good cats with at least some manners.

5. There will be livestreams, featuring the "extraordinary luxury cats."

5. Blurb revised: December 26, 2025

Theme: Let's happily cuddle cats!