I Mean, Everyone Here Is Trash

A cultivation and power-leveling story where brotherly affection turns into something more. A long novel with a male-oriented setup.

A rough summary: Two childhood friends are struck by disaster and set out on the path of cultivation to take revenge. But most of the time, the gong can't keep his mouth shut, while the shou stands by covering it for him, politely apologizing and explaining. If they can't talk it out, they fight. If they win, they loot the spoils and level up; if they lose, they run. And that's how they eventually become supreme beings.

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*A gong who'd lick his lips and poison himself, and would die if he didn't provoke people x a shou whose restraint and calm are all an act, because he's the most stubborn and the craziest of all

*They're both born killers, made for each other.

Theme: Stay true to yourself, no matter what.