Come On, They're the Real Chosen Ones

Tropes:

[Fake death + fragmented shou]

A lazy, lie-flat salted fish suddenly "learns" his fate: to die at the hands of a certain overpowered protagonist.

Forced to get his act together, he has a flash of inspiration and comes up with a terrible plan: gather up every overpowered protagonist he can find.

By day, the little salted fish plays the aloof master. By night, he stays up late preparing lessons,

so exhausted his eyes blur, he can't help but entertain a hopeful thought:

Surely a few of these overpowered protagonists will respect their teachers, right?

[Original blurb]

When my good friend told me with a resolute look

that he'd secretly taken a master,

and would set aside time every day to study inner-sect techniques,

I wanted no part of it.

"If you go," I tugged at his sleeve, "will you still have time to help me with the cleaning?"

Theme: My wish is for world peace