[Quick Transmigration, Top POV]
It, Little Wang, has ranked dead last in performance in the Universal Quick Transmigration Department every single time.
The top is a good-for-nothing with too much money to spend, no dreams left, and nothing to do but spend money mechanically. But he's dying.
One day, the last-place employee decides to make one final attempt and, without much hope, finds the idle top.
After three rounds of convincing, the idle top finally says, "This is pointless."
It's unclear whether he means the missions are pointless or that he can't be bothered to do them.
Little Wang panics. Little Wang gets worked up: [Don't say that, you slacker! How could it be pointless? Look, if you say yes, not only can you rediscover the meaning of life and the value of being alive, you'll even get a partner for free!]
The slacker is stunned. "What!"
Little Wang thinks he's interested and starts grinning like an idiot: [That's right! You'll be the school bully's loyal sidekick, the best buddy of the cultivation novel's overpowered male lead, or a prince's or emperor's guard or shadow guard...]
The slacker is still stunned.
Little Wang: [Once the school bully, the overpowered male lead, the prince, or the emperor... finds a partner, you'll get one too!]
The slacker's face darkens. "As long as the school bully, the overpowered male lead, the prince, or the emperor... stays single, nobody gets to foist a partner on me!"
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First time,
The school bully and the top student start off on the wrong foot but become friends. The slacker seems to spend money and effort helping his big brother and sister-in-law's romance, but actually buys the wrong drinks and passes along false information...
The slacker smirks. The slacker is pleased with himself.
But the top student grabs his wrist and stops him. His eyes are red, yet he smiles gently. "That day, I waited for you in the rain for hours. It's okay that you didn't come. I just want to ask, how about we go to the same university?"
The slacker, who ranks near the bottom: ??? Maybe check how many days are left until the college entrance exam before saying something like that!
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Second time,
The slacker thoroughly learns from his previous failure. As the overpowered male lead's best buddy, he easily makes the male lead wary of his not-yet-appeared destined partner, and gets him to swear with him: We won't marry until we achieve the Great Dao!
But in the end, after the male lead avenges his great wrong and becomes the strongest in the cultivation world, he presents his life-bound magic treasure to the slacker.
The male lead, who has been single for a hundred years, shyly says, "Azhun, hurry up and cultivate so we can get married soon."
The slacker goes to shake Little Wang. "Can't we start over?"
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Third time...
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A super-lazy top x a sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside, obsessive bottom
(2025.09.01)
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